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Joined February 2023
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Mmetoka kwa cover letter mkaenda kwa "record a one minute video explaining why you are the perfect candidate for this job" 😭😭😭 yaaawwaaaaa!!!! What kind of a humiliation ritual is this? 😩 si ukae na hiyo kazi yako.
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I took my nephew's water gun and when he saw me playing with it he said "if you damage my property I am suing you at the small claims court"😭😭😭 he is FIVE! Bruh
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Hapa traffic court kila mtu bibi yake anakuwanga amekufa ama amezaa twins/triplets the previous day. 😂😂😂 na wamefungiwa nyumba wote. Whole time ameshikwa juu hakuwa na helmet ama reflector. 😂😂😂😂
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Kutafuta kazi inakuwanga a humiliation ritual aki.
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I had a really nice research topic for my research paper. 😔😔 lakini nimeona supervisor nimewekewa and now I have to change my topic. 😔😔💔💔 Supervisor anavie for a political seat, hapo kumpata maybe niende nidance kwa lorry za campaign. 😭😭 passion ibaki tu kuwa matunda. 😢
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Mungu Baba nipee kazi ju ingekuwa ni mimi ningekupea
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Fancy term for "kurandaranda kama mbwa koko".
Side quest ni nini Hide id ni Kuwams
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Leo usiku ni mimi, SOPPEC na hiyo Advocates Act. Hakuna kupumzika hapa.
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Nimemiss mpira ya wakoloni. 😔😔 hiyo 21st August ifike haraka.
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Nimeenda kuapply for a certain internship, hapo mwisho wameeka a section where you upload a screenshot showing that umewafollow Instagram, ukasubscribe hapo YouTube na ukawafollow LinkedIn. 🥲🥲 imebidi niwaache na hiyo kazi yao. Si lazima akiz. 😭😭
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😔 nataka mtu atakuwa ananichungulia kwa dirisha aone kama ninasoma ama naweka mchezo. 😭 akiona siko serious ananiwekelea viboko za mgongo.... juu ehhh😔😔
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Hapa umenidesrcibe akizz.
I've never dated a luo. I think I need to experience a typical luo girl (psychotic,tall, dark skin, humongous butt) just for the plot.
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Toka Nairobi uende Kisii. Huko nguo moja ni thate bob... nguo mbili ni sigisty... nguo kumi na sita niiiii...
But seriously where do y'all buy clothes at reasonable prices in Nairobi? Juzi nimeenda Muthurwa nikashikwa ovyo ovyo na hawkers na manguo zenyewe ni expensive asf. Gikomba pia zii top ya mitumba za SheIn unataka kuniuzia 500 aje 😭. Instagram pia wako overpriced asf 🥲
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Kuna mahali nimeulizwa my weight, nikasema 54kgs. Wakaniambia nikule niwache mchezo. 😣😣😣
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Hii class nimekuja tu kusindikiza watu. 😐😐
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Men are so unfunny. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
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😂😂 from wakamore to Kachumbali.
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Nimekaa hivi nikakumbuka next year yote niko idle nikingoja graduation hapo October. 🥲🥲
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"Please click here if the page does not redirect you automatically " Kenya Law what is wrong? 😪 hata usiku wa manane jamani!
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a new bottle of perfume will always make me happy 🥰
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