Escape to bsky: @axle.jhawk.co, t2: @axle Streamer/Roleplayer. Staff Engineer @LinkedIn, formerly @Twitch @Yahoo. Opinions mine. He/him. AKA @JordanHawker

Hayward, CA
Joined June 2011
In case it wasn't obvious by my absence, I've left this hellhole. I'm not sticking around to bolster an egotistical maniac's pet brand after he killed one with so much venerable history. Please connect with me elsewhere: bsky.app/profile/axle.jhawk.… t2.social/Axle
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Amazing how @DoorDash_Help will straight up lie about you being unresponsive so they can cut off communication. What horrible customer support they have these days, especially for customers that spend obscene amounts of money through their service. Really shows how they value us.
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We really do have @RobertKennedyJr out here hiding white supremacist hate symbols in his tweets while running for president. Yikes. adl.org/resources/hate-symbo…
Since the assassination of my father in 1968, candidates for president are provided Secret Service protection.  But not me.   Typical turnaround time for pro forma protection requests from presidential candidates is 14-days.  After 88-days of no response and after several follow-ups by our campaign, the Biden Administration just denied our request.  Secretary Mayorkas: "I have determined that Secret Service protection for Robert F Kennedy Jr is not warranted at this time."  Our campaign's request included a 67-page report from the world's leading protection firm, detailing unique and well established security and safety risks aside from commonplace death threats.
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What if a group of non-monogamous folk made a band and called themselves the PolyRhythms?
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this custom made outfit omg??????? xitter.cf/hottoiletwater/status/…
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Replying to @depthsofwiki
Oppenbarbie Style
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Raekwon Adkins from RANGE 🚀🎯 📺 AUDL TV
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I love Oakland's celebrations!
We’re through the looking glass here people 📺 AUDL TV
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Keenan Laurence locked in from deep 💣 📺 AUDL TV
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Oakland on top, but LA gets the buzzer beater to keep it close at the half 📺 AUDL TV
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The setup 🧠 The explosion 💥 One of the best blocks all season from Alexandre Fall!
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If the foot bone's connected to the leg bone and the leg bone's connected to the knee bone, what's the funny bone connected to? The trombone. WAH WAH WAAAAAH
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Oh. My. God. For YEARS I have been asking for this gimmick, which nobody has ever accomplished in a full-size standard grid. Will has managed to build a "Schrodinger" puzzle where EVERY SINGLE CLUE has two possible answers.
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Is triggering liberals the same thing as making liberals laugh at you? This venture capitalist thinks so.
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Just a reminder that Jason Aldean grew up in a city (population approx. 160,000) and now lives in Nashville, TN (population 692,000). He has no idea what “happens in a small town”, he’s just a racist who writes barely concealed lynching songs.
heard some talk about jason aldean's newest song and had to look up the lyrics... are we fr letting this shit slide?? in 2023??
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BREAKING: Alabama lawmakers advance a new congressional map out of committee. The proposed map does NOT include a second majority-Black district as the U.S. Supreme Court required.
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As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:
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In roleplay, shooting someone is a narrative choice, not a tactical one. Don't let your character bleed convince you otherwise. Always make suboptimal tactical choices if it creates a better story. You don't always need to be the first person to pull their trigger.
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