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🇦🇷 Lionel Messi’s 2026 World Cup is now better than his 2022 World Cup 😳
📊 2022 World Cup:
👕 7 games
⚽️ 7 goals
🎯 3 assists
😮 21 chances created
😳 7 big chances created
💨 15 successful dribbles
📊 2026 World Cup:
👕 7 games
⚽️ 8 goals
🎯 4 assists
😮 26 chances created
😳 8 big chances created
💨 24 successful dribbles
39 years old! 🐐
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Messi lost the 2007 Copa América final.
He lost the 2014 World Cup final.
He lost the 2015 Copa América final.
He lost the 2016 Copa América final.
Back then, nobody was calling him “FIFA’s favorite.” They mocked him, said he was finished with Argentina, that he only performed for Barcelona because of Xavi and Iniesta.
Then he won the 2021 Copa América, the 2022 World Cup, and the 2024 Copa América.
Suddenly he’s “FIFA’s favorite.”
The hypocrisy is obvious. Losing? He’s a failure. Winning? It’s because he’s protected. The goalposts never stop moving.
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🚨 BREAKING: Lionel Messi has now registered 418 career assists, the most by any player in football history. 🐐🎯🔥
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🥺🇦🇷 What it means for Lionel Messi.
🎥 @limbzhq
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🚨Reporter: “You seem to score,assist & control games all at once.Where does that come from?”
🗣️Bellingham: “Watching Messi. I've always idolised him. It's insane how he's still the best player in the world even at 39. Facing him in the next round will be like a dream come true"
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🚨Reporter: "With 4 goals and 2 assists in the tournament, you're doing the job of both a goal scorer and a playmaker"
🗣️Jude Bellingham: "The best player of all time has been doing the same for 20 years & he's still the best in the world at 39. I'm nothing special"
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PARAGUAY HAS DONE IT!!! 🤯🤯🤯
PARAGUAY TAKES DOWN DOWN GERMANY IN PENALTIES TO ADVANCE TO THE ROUND OF 16 🇵🇾
(via @FOXSports)
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🇦🇷 Lionel Messi career stats 😳
👕 1157 games
⚽️ 914 goals
🎯 414 assists
👑 61 hat-tricks
🏆 48 trophies
GOAT! 🐐
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🎙️ Zlatan Ibrahimovic, na Fox Sports:
"O hat-trick do Messi superou o recorde do Ronaldo. Claro, estou falando do Ronaldo Nazário, não do outro, porque ele não está na lista."
Caralho rapaziada kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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A conta é uma paródia, conforme indicado em sua bio. A citação atribuída a Zlatan é falsa; ele comentou o hat-trick de Messi dizendo: "Eu disse, assista e aproveite, e foi o que fizemos. Hoje foi um dia cheio de estrelas e elas entregaram." x.com/MessiLeoBrasil_ firstpost.com/sports/footbal…
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🚨 #BREAKING WORLD RECORD:
Lionel Messi is the FIRST & ONLY player in HISTORY to score 800 non-penalty goals!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐
