What exactly is wrong with your website. Or is this only me experiencing this?
@Quickteller
Are you currently going through service downtime, getting this error for every momo account I tried transferring to
@MoMo_PSB
God bless the brain behind the innovation of microfinance banks like Opay, Palmpay & the rest. So without them, we would still have to get on a queue just to open a commercial bank account.
#bvn #nigerianbanks #opay #palmpay
What baffles me the most is the need of filling up a form with all details and the need
of passport photograph and utility bills to open an account after waiting several hours at the bank.
So what exactly was the essence of BVN registration?
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Conversation between a Yoruba man and an Arab security in Kaaba.
Security: You cannot enter the Kaaba, only people with Hiram clothes can enter (he said in Arabic)
Yoruba man: (face me and asked) “Alfa edakun ki lo wi”
Me: translated what the security man said to him.
Yoruba man: (tried to enter the Kaaba by force, attempted to jump the barricade)
Security: (pushed the man and he fell down)
Yoruba man: Olosi ọwọ ara rẹ, iwa buruku to wa l’ọwọ awọn baba yin nanu ti anabi fi sa lọ Madinah
Me: (Burst laugh) 😂😂😂😂
Things are happening 🥺
Elon Musk, the richest man alive, liked my tweet and it changed my life forever. When e reach your turn, no frame am 🙌🏾
Thank you @elonmusk 🙏🏼
Qoute this post with your best Hame Of Thrones quote
I'll go first
"CHAOS IS A LADDER"
#gameofthrones #jonsnow #lannisters
If truly the 210 Trillion is missing, wetin your papa and my papa go do about it?
Everytime I think about how the general public can only tweet and complain, nothing can ever be done, I weep silently for our country because it is never getting better
Uthman Ayipo retweeted
How ₦1,450,000 of my hard-earned money disappeared from my Kuda account @joinkuda @kudahelp_ng and nobody is helping.
I am a recent graduate of the University of Ibadan.
An AgroPreneur.
Recognized as one of the most outstanding student AgroPreneurs in 2024 by NAAS South-West.
I built my businesses legitimately; selling men’s fashion items, sneakers, and supplying day-old chicks across Nigeria.
I don’t smoke.
I don’t drink.
I don’t do fraud.
I hustle. Legitimately.
On April 13, 2025, I received an email from Kuda Bank stating that a lien had been placed on my account due to a “fraudulent inflow.”
Fraudulent?
I was shocked.
The money in question ₦2,450,000 came from a transaction on Bybit (a crypto trading platform where I had saved and sold assets) but met #1,450,000 in my Kuda @kudahelp_ng @joinkuda
The buyers paid me.
I had receipts.
I had transaction evidence.
I released my assets only after confirming payment.
Yet my account was frozen.
When I contacted Kuda @joinkuda , I was told there was a court order linked to something called “Pyramid Bank” , a name I have NEVER heard of in my life.
It’s Nigeria, you people will say snake swallows money! How did money get from the bank in the first place?!
The payments I received were from Moniepoint accounts. I was only a second beneficiary.
Still, my money was locked.
I was told to get a lawyer.
The first lawyer asked for a percentage of the ₦1.45M immediately, money I did not even have access to.
At that time, I had just resumed my final year in school.
I had already lost my father after secondary school.
I lost my mother in 300 level.
I had no parents to run to.
Only myself and my brothers.
So I focused on graduating.
Then one day, during my semester exams, I checked my account.
The ₦1,450,000 was gone.
Not on hold.
Not pending.
Gone.
No transaction history.
No reversal trail.
Just gone.
I contacted Kuda again.@kudahelp_ng @kudabusiness
They said receipts were not enough.
They said I should get a court order.
How does a victim get a court order to recover his own legitimate earnings?
Another lawyer later told me quietly:
“Forget the money. Many people are in court already. No progress.”
So this is Nigeria?
Where criminals walk free…
But innocent youths lose their hard-earned money?
Where a young entrepreneur can trade legitimately, provide evidence, and still be punished?
I reported to the Central Bank of Nigeria on October 5, 2025.
No response.
I have:
– All receipts
– All emails
– The alleged court order copy
– Evidence of Bybit transaction
– Payment confirmations
I am not asking for sympathy.
I am asking for justice.
₦1,450,000 is not small money.
It represents sweat.
Late nights.
Legitimate hustle.
Nigeria should protect its honest youths ,not exhaust them.
I am calling on:
Kuda Bank @kudahelp_ng @kudabusiness @joinkuda
Central Bank of Nigeria @cenbank
Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Commission @fccpcnigeria
@SaharaReporters @PremiumTimesng
Please investigate this.
Return my money.
Let Nigeria be a country where the innocent do not suffer for crimes they did not commit.
If you believe in fairness, please retweet, please retweet, please retweet 🙏🙏🙏
The Fading Legacy of Ilorin’s Yellow-Green-White Taxis
For many of us who grew up in Ilorin, the yellow, green and white taxis were not just vehicles, they were part of our daily life. You could stand by the roadside and within minutes, one of those colourful cars would appear.
Seeing fewer of them on the road feels like watching a piece of the city’s identity slowly disappear.
The yellow, green and white taxis may not completely vanish anytime soon, but their dominance is clearly fading. And as Ilorin continues to evolve, one can’t help but wonder:
















