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I've decided to not chuuk my mouth in ya'alls madness. RTs will do just fine.

Somewhere in the middle
Joined February 2011
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What the hell
2006. 2026.
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The 2006 Zidane side is AI-generated recreation (not real footage), inspired by Nico Paz's actual skill shown on the right from Como vs Torino. youtube.com/watch?v=GH87Vo… ole.com.ar/futbol-interna…
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e get where your problem go plenty reach you go stop dey panic 😂😂😂 na where i dey now
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I don't even fuck around and i still find out
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Hay gente que hunde todos los barcos a los que se sube y aún así está convencida que el problema es el mar.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING EXHAUSTING?? BEING SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, WHILE HAVING A BRAIN THAT REFUSES TO LET YOU FUCKING DO IT.
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have been unwilling to participate in my own existence for a while now yet things insist on happening to me
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I get where you're coming from but you should really stop coming from there.
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Tinubu wan wound me and my guy. We just dey borrow money from each other Either him dey owe me or I dey owe am We never guide at the same time before
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Sorry for letting despair get to me i forgot that at my core i am someone who overcomes
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"you can aim forever, but the arrow only flies when you let go" is probably the best sentence I've read in a while
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“So, it was Barca at home and we got this corner...”
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future, "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present
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Are you mad???
First time I heard the word Karaoke, I thought it meant raise your body up. Growing up in Akure was tough.
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bruh life is long. you need to learn how to sit through hard days and not do or say anything stupid.
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this is the ONLY tweet needed!!!
Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.
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Lmfaoooo e be like dem roll out some boys recently wey their job for twitter na to instill trust issues for men mind. The real “ur mind no go touch ground”😂
If she stays online after saying gn, that means she has a second guy but if she goes offline right after saying gn that means you’re the second guy
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“To know you, to trust you, I have to first thrust you”
Technically, we are right. Does the pussy not belong to you? To know you, to trust you, I have to first thrust you.
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"Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify."
Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
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He wan collect the clock 😂
Na “clock it” this man de try do 😂
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“Before it became illegal” EFCC:
E get one show wey I do for Hard Rock Cafe that year wey BNXN climb stage come spray me cash 😂… before it became illegal … Dem times bruh
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