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Sapphire Lapis

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πŸ‘‘ ❝ Yer gonna cry to yer mums' once I punt your wussy arse to orbit. Hate me, and 'am still loved.❞ πŸ’β€β™€οΈβœ¨ (DBOC, #multiship, has an accent)

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😲 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒑 π’‚π’”π’Šπ’…π’†, π’Šπ’•'𝒔 π‘Ίπ’‚π’‘π’‘π’‰π’Šπ’“π’† π’‡π’–π’„π’Œπ’Šπ’' π‘³π’‚π’‘π’Šπ’”! 😻 π‘«π’‚π’–π’ˆπ’‰π’•π’†π’“ 𝒐𝒇 @BionicRebel πŸ’‹ 𝟏𝟎𝟎% 𝒔𝒂𝒔𝒔, π’•π’‚π’Œπ’Šπ’π’ˆ 𝟎% 𝒐𝒇 π’šπ’π’–π’“ π’ƒπ’–π’π’π’”π’‰π’Šπ’• 🀑 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒔 π’˜π’Šπ’•π’‰ 𝒉𝒆𝒓? 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 π’…π’Šπ’„π’Œ 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒖𝒑 π’Šπ’ 𝒂 π’Œπ’π’π’• [DBOC/MVRP] πŸ”„β€οΈ
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Um, yikes, Dad. Sickness bags exist for a reason. Then again, she can't recall if her dad ever needed to board an airplane anyways.
κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ— (@Electro_Eclipse) profile pictureκœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ—@Electro_Eclipse6 Dec 2020
Depends. Does she want 20 or 40 pounds of that seafood taken from the table straight to her closet?
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She might get him a new pair of boots and gloves. Does he prefer Sanrio or Disney?
κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ— (@Electro_Eclipse) profile pictureκœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ—@Electro_Eclipse6 Dec 2020
There's absolutely nothing for him to achieve out of such a ridiculous endeavour, other than his stomach hating him forever. What good is her Godtube ad revenue going to do him?!
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Come on nowww, he'd make a good star in her " πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰MUST WATCHπŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆ 😱😱😱 ANDROID DAD EATS 50 POUNDS OF SEAFOOD PLATTER WITHOUT BURSTING. ASMR 😱😱😱?" video.
κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ— (@Electro_Eclipse) profile pictureκœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ—@Electro_Eclipse6 Dec 2020
22 said exactly that too, you two had better not be conspiring over there... As for the muscles, that's as easy as raising arms and waiting for fire.
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He could use some more pounds.... And bigger muscles.
κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ— (@Electro_Eclipse) profile pictureκœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ—@Electro_Eclipse6 Dec 2020
He JUST said he was on a diet, why else would be not be totally pulling the legs off a baby like turkey right now?
Image from κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ— (@Electro_Eclipse)
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Greasy fried seafood MUKBANG challenge it is.
κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ— (@Electro_Eclipse) profile pictureκœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ—@Electro_Eclipse6 Dec 2020
[ Between S17 biting a SUPPOSED baby's arm and Nictari putting a whole kitten in his mouth (it's okay now don't worry about it), both on account of peer pressure... You people need to give them less morally baffling dares. ]
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Never happens, wym
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G l a r e s.
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"Androids, Androids everywhere! Imagine being an android."
Loses all her money in gambling.... again.
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She uses enough force to uproot a baobab tree aaaand tries to lift him off the ground again.
κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ— (@Electro_Eclipse) profile pictureκœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ—@Electro_Eclipse19 Oct 2020
His feet don't even leave the ground, for how much taller he is, so he stands back up in this position with or without her. No fun allowed.
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Picks @Electro_Eclipse up bridal style.
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LOL BHER PLS I'M DYING SKDGJSBSUWGS
π‘©π’–π’π’Žπ’‚ πŸ”ž (@dragonbunz) profile pictureπ‘©π’–π’π’Žπ’‚ πŸ”ž@dragonbunz14 Oct 2020
how’s this
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"Just be me."
π‘©π’–π’π’Žπ’‚ πŸ”ž (@dragonbunz) profile pictureπ‘©π’–π’π’Žπ’‚ πŸ”ž@dragonbunz14 Oct 2020
How to become a cute egirl
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Sighs in mutant human.
Voice claim? Bumping this up.
Sapphire Lapis (@Azurelapide) profile pictureSapphire Lapis@Azurelapide14 Jun 2020
[Voice claim: Catrin-Mai Huw] Here's a sample of Sapphire's voice.
Sapph's gonna surprise him, definitely. Still, she's nowhere near Sups' level, but she can pull off some surprising birthday party tricks. πŸ₯Ί
κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ— (@Electro_Eclipse) profile pictureκœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏΙͺα΄… οΌ‘οΌ—@Electro_Eclipse22 Sep 2020
Replying to @Electro_Eclipse
.@Ultramarinary I: It's about time I see where these years have gotten you. Don't you dare hold back on me. V: Is that ALL? I'd swear you were still that whining little brat.
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// Like for a short starter! I lost a bunch of replies and I cba scrolling people's accounts.
Kicks him across the ribcage even more rudely. "YOU WERE SAYING?"
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"BECAUSE WHY NOT????"
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