Joined April 2015
B2 Kryptic retweeted
MAGA : “If we import millions of third worlders we will lose our culture” the culture in question:
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Trump: “ I killed your son with my senseless war, but hey-now you get to come to the White House!” Parents: “Yayyyy!!”
When we say that Maga would we be proud to let Trump rape their daughters, this is why. 👇 😡
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U.S. Army SSGT Michael Ottis died on Aug 28, 2013 during a suicide bomber attack at FOB Ghazni in Afghanistan, protecting a Polish army Officer. army.mil/medalofhonor/o…
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B2 Kryptic retweeted
if you tried pulling this shit at a bank they’d arrest you for elder abuse but they let it happen in congress.
Republicans have to instruct Mitch McConnell to vote "yes" on a bill after he nearly votes "no" with Democrats
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B2 Kryptic retweeted
No greater pitch than having complete governmental power for two years and then going “Okay, yes, we’ve fucked everything up, but give us more time!”
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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Every once in a while I remember this business in Chicago that hung up a Trump 2024 sign facing the highway that reading "I MISS GAS @ $1.79/GAL & MEAN TWEETS." The sign is still there because the company went out of business.
witnessing previously unimaginable levels of maga boomer cope
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B2 Kryptic retweeted
1 year anniversary of the best post Kirk clip ever 😭 xitter.cf/Bubblebathgirl/status/…
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These guys rebranded the department of defense to some machismo bullshit and the first war they start they’re losing badly so they have to pretend it isn’t one
COLLINS: Will this war be over by the midterm elections? JD VANCE: I wouldn't call it a war
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B2 Kryptic retweeted
Yesterday, @Parodyjeffx posted a screenshot showing Grok admitting Israel is committing genocide. It went viral. Then X permanently banned his account.
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INTERESTING: USS Benfold, a guided-missile destroyer, lost all power for four days in the South China Sea after a generator failure on July 24. The crew of roughly 300 had no working toilets, air conditioning, kitchen, or water systems in extreme heat. The ship drifted powerless until tugboats towed it to Subic Bay, Philippines, where power was restored six days later. Another warship in the carrier group had to provide cooked meals. It's the second US destroyer to suffer a power failure in the Indo-Pacific this year. Source: CNN
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Breaking: Reports that Halloween will be "De-Flock America" night On October 31st millions of people are out after dark wearing masks, allowing masked Flock camera-cutters to blend in and work all night
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man maga republicans hate our troops
"Family members are raising the alarm and are worried about the conditions on the Lincoln" Trump: "No they're not. They're liars." "Do you think these soldiers have been mistreated and deployed too long" Trump: "No. Not long enough. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some golfing to do". Put it on a loop and run it in every battleground state.
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They deleted it lol
Winning is not an option (?)
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Rep. Max Miller (R-OH) Accused of Pouring Hot Water on Wife, Holding Gun to Her Head, and Possibly Breaking Daughter’s Collarbone​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ — Court Docs
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B2 Kryptic retweeted
Highest profile political assassination in many years but it was committed by a right winger so you don’t hear about it
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Man who killed Democratic Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman is sentenced to two life terms plus 40 years in prison.
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conservatives are violent dangerous people
MAGA man stabs worker at mall 15 times—told police "Because of his religion." First he asked worker, "Are you Muslim?" Then told him, "Pray aloud in your language." At that point he began to stab him more than 15 times. Attacker post photo of himself wearing "Trump 2024" hat with caption "Save America." The suspect in custody, Peter Michael Larsen, was previously convicted of assault on a police officer and arson—and given prison sentence of up to 15 years. But he was released early after just 2 1/2 years. The victim, Sohail Uddin, required emergency surgeries on his hands, heart, and lungs. He is still listed in critical condition. Incident occurred inside the Valley Fair Mall in West Valley City, Utah.
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Life is strange. One minute you're smiling and holding a weapon designed to tear human bodies apart, the next day you're laying on a slab in a temperature controlled room while half the world dances in celebration.
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Last year some regrettable cost cutting decisions were made about foodborne pathogen testing, ending 28 years of screening for cyclosporiasis and quickly catching and quenching several outbreaks. Now we still have no idea what the source of this outbreak is. This is the price!!!
CDC cuts back foodborne illness surveillance program The CDC's FoodNet program has reduced required surveillance from eight foodborne pathogens to two, a move some experts warn could leave the country more vulnerable to outbreaks. cidrap.umn.edu/foodborne-dis…
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Cuba has outlived Lindsey Graham
Graham: You just wait for Cuba. Their days are numbered.
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Breaking: Lindsey Graham is dead at 71 after a brief and sudden illness. He spent the final years of his life advocating for war, genocide, and dropping a nuclear bomb on the Palestinian people. Good riddance. The world is a better and safer place without this lunatic in it.
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Irish fighter Paddy McCorry defeated Israeli Shuki Farage, raised the Palestinian flag, and repeatedly shouted “Free Palestine” inside the cage while beating Shuki who is a soldier in the ‘IDF’.
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