Jay Softway

Madem mwache kutuulizia zodiac sign na mnajua wanaume wote mambwa.

Naskianga siku ya harusi huwa inachosha na mara nyingi huwa bwana na bibi harusi ata hawapati time ya kula.

Sijakula lunch na sikula breakfast asubuhi so tweets zangu zinaeza kuwa zinareflect ile njaa naskia sahi.

Hiyo kit ya kenya ndio imefanya wamerecord poor results.

Ni vile obiri hakuwa anajua mbio zitakua usiku, so angeshinda angechoma bana.

Mimi ata unilenge ama ukose kuinteract bado hakuna kitu itachange.

I'll finna roll one before they get to the part of justice be our shield and defender.

We are all we need.

I can't stand the size of my fingernails and I got a female complementing them.

Ain't nothing enjoyable than smelling your own fart before someone else in the room does so you gotta take long deep breaths.

I'm in a better mood today just don't have anything nice to say.

Just looking at 'women with nose rings' thread and they looking like those sacks written use no hooks but someone went ahead and used a hook anyway.

Can't vibe with a nigga faking they high.

wives or yves.

Now that I found someone to care about deeply am told it's forbidden to like other girls pictures.

Never quit.

Your booty ain't big it's just your buthole that's deep.

I don't know how women who smoke canabis seem to have their shit together compared to most men.

Mmeenda base kuchoma halafu utoke na corona juu mnashare blunt na wasee wengine hapo wanapaka mate.

Tho kuna lockdown itabidi mali safi iende chain chain.