𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠-𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝘿𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀putting $1000 between her tits . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀self defense , obviously . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀hmmm … should I buy ⠀⠀a weapon ? ⠀

ᅠ Oh, I just don't think participation trophies are really worth celebrating . ᅠ

ᅠ I'd be inclined to believe you if the first thing coming out of your mouth during introduction wasn't your title . Words and actions need to add up to make it believable . Otherwise you're just bullshitting . " Oh my ", sorry if I'm reading too hard into it though . ᅠ

ᅠ Better ? I'm a professor . I'm sorry your medical degree only ended up giving you an ego . Though I'm not surprised a doctor of all people turned out to be a stuck-up bitch . What, you plan on pissing me off until I do something to fix it ? ᅠ

ᅠ Ugh, fucking titles too ? Just call me August . I'm not planning on keeping things professional with you . ᅠ

ᅠ Immature ? What, you can't handle it when people don't beg for your pity just so they can hit ? ᅠ

ᅠ genuinely don't get why you losers act so surprised when you find out I'm 35 . ᅠ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀Aurélie . Investment Banker . ⠀Here’s my business card . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀I’ll book an appointment on my next ⠀⠀work from home date . ⠀⠀I’d categorize myself into the bucket ⠀⠀that hates when people outside of ⠀⠀the field tries to talk down . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀that’s what every poor person says , ⠀I’d say . Thank you for your economic ⠀service , doctor . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀please . just call yourself poor . ⠀