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Always on the fence | NyQuil enjoyer | Former Junior Gold 4th line depth guy | University of North Dakota Alum (West African Cultures) | Quick Add Enthusiast |

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Joined February 2023
Uber driver just told me “Make sure you don’t go home with a 10 at 2am and wake up with a 2 at 10am.” What a fkn legend. That’s Grand Forks.
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Forget Halloween, it’s almost been 51 years since we lost the Edmund Fitzgerald. I’d rather drink for that.
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Red line and in.
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wtf did I just buy
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A Larkin trade while I’m 🥾’s on ground at the Wild game tonight would be so nails. Sign it and seal it Billy.
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Brock Faber’s return to play protocol has been cleared. No timetable yet, but he can start skating in a few days
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BOOM
Trade: Titans are trading All Pro DT Jeffery Simmons to the Chicago Bears, per sources.
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Just found out the girl I was talking to at the bar this weekend went to ASU for 4 years. #wifedat
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Men’s bathroom in sec 10/11 is flooded. This would never happen at Nodak.
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This student section needs to quit talking shit to me. They drink Truly. Stfu pigeons.
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Gopher students are drinking Truly. Did your girlfriend buy that for you fella? How is it?
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Please lock in I’m begging
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En route. Round 2. Let’s do this fellas.
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Top of the morning. How is it? I’ll take a few more please.
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Shoutout to my Bears for being my only team to win tonight.
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We look terrible and this place doesn’t have cup holders. wtf man lock TF in fellas.
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Yeah we’re 🥾🥾’s on ground
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En route. Got an immigrant driving us down here. Classic. How long you been ubering for fella? See you soon Dinky.
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Time to booze. Let’s fkn do this fellas. #siouxforever
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