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Uber driver just told me “Make sure you don’t go home with a 10 at 2am and wake up with a 2 at 10am.” What a fkn legend. That’s Grand Forks.
Forget Halloween, it’s almost been 51 years since we lost the Edmund Fitzgerald. I’d rather drink for that.
A Larkin trade while I’m 🥾’s on ground at the Wild game tonight would be so nails. Sign it and seal it Billy.
Just found out the girl I was talking to at the bar this weekend went to ASU for 4 years. #wifedat
En route. Got an immigrant driving us down here. Classic. How long you been ubering for fella? See you soon Dinky.









