The most interesting marine transportation system parody account in the world.

Joined September 2011
Due to rain, all sailings are foot-passengers only until further notice.
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Once again, we did not win the Leacock Peace Prize.
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Our referendum goes to eleven. #MarchOnFernie
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We don’t need no stinkin’ bridges.
We were unsuccessful at bribing our way into getting the Massey Tunnel replacement gig.
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This year’s Hallowe’en costume is coming along nicely.
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Paromy khodyat po raspisaniyu.
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BCFerrys retweeted
Replying to @BCFerrys
Always tip your bell buoy, but Don't Pay The Ferryman.
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This Thanksgiving, we are thankful for buoyancy.
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O brave new world, that has such real people in ‘t!
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No one deserves the Blue Riband more than us.
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Attention passengers on the outer decks. The ship’s whistle is about to play the cimbasso part from “Il trovatore”.
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Or, was it the other way around?
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Expect delays.
This morning, 23 engine room employees called in sick. Every employee qualified to fill those positions has declined to fill them and keep the ferries running. (1/6)
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While we await shipment of this year’s pumpkin spice clam chowder, we are offering last year’s leftovers at a discount.
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Heavy fog in strait — North America cut off!
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Expect delays. Link in the comments.
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We have reached our cruising altitude of zero feet.
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