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Dear America,
If you wanted someone to insult people, you should have hired Don Rickles.
If you wanted someone to build ballrooms and statues, you should have hired a construction company.
If you wanted someone to threaten journalists and companies, you should have moved to Putin’s Russia.
If you wanted a pervert who partied with Jeffrey Epstein, you should have hired a registered sex offender.
If you wanted someone to call other countries “shitholes,” you should have hired a Neo-Nazi.
If you wanted someone to sell pardons and crypto coins, you should have hired a carnival hustler.
If you wanted someone to sleep on the job... well, that’s an insane waste of money. Why would you pay someone who sleeps on the job?
In fact, why would you hire ANY of these unfit bozos?
You live in the United States.
We elect Presidents here.
Presidents are supposed to be the best of us. They should make us aspire to greatness, not give us permission to be our WORST.
Think about that the next time a racist, sexual abuser, corrupt grifter is running for President.
Reject that greedy, sleepy, creepy fucker.
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Bill Hader is the perfect gameshow host. He really carries these episodes!
This is why Drogon never burned Jon. Dragons know their own. Aegon Targaryen walked up and Drogon accepted him without question.
#GOT
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Everybody in the building knew Jordan was shooting it and he hit Kerr instead for the 1997 title
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A fan sitting courtside hits the female ref with the ball and gets ejected.
Luka Doncic: "What the f*ck are you doing?"
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Scott Colom would’ve been a lifetime federal judge in Mississippi if Cindy Hyde-Smith hadn’t blocked his confirmation - freeing him to very possibly defeat her in the Senate race.
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On this day 10 years ago, the Chicago River was dyed "Cubbie Blue" on the day of the Cubs World Series Championship Parade.
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𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟔
THE CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!
How was this 10 years ago already!?
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REMEMBERING SWEETNESS:
A Longform Tribute to Walter Payton
Chicago Bears Legend, NFL Royalty
One of the greatest players ever
27 years gone, never to be forgotten🕯️
Wow 😮
Hey @grok
How did the crane operator know to lower the American flag into the perfect position for this photoshoot at 0:22 in the video?
Please exclude the words “Donald Trump” from your response.
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“we will pay any price….to assure the success and survival of liberty.” Is this still true? Do we prize liberty or do we prize power and purse? No more clear test than the choice between Ukraine and Russia. Abandon Ukraine and we abandon liberty. Eventually even our own.
he cannot legally Pardon himself … you should know that
If Democrats take both chambers, here’s what happens on day one.
Trump pardons himself, his family, and everyone within 250 feet of the Oval Office.
Not out of loyalty, but because he needs them not to testify.
Then he tries to make $20 billion on the way out, while calling the affordability crisis a hoax.
Here’s the paradox: as he gets worse, he becomes less powerful, and that makes him more dangerous.
The people around him are already doing the math. They’re not going to jail for this guy.
It ends in darkness for Donald Trump and a brighter horizon for America.
From my conversation with @NicolleDWallace at @92ndStreetY
the Four Horsefaces 🙄
Here are four press secretaries!
Kellyanne, Kayleigh, Karoline, and Katie!
What’s the name of this band?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kellyanne Conway was never a press secretary.
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SNL TURNED A WHITE HOUSE RENOVATION INTO A HOME-IMPROVEMENT SHOW.
And that format choice is what makes the premise interesting.
“White House Makeover” takes the familiar language of property-renovation television and applies it to Trump's plans for the White House ballroom.
Instead of treating the subject like a conventional political report, the sketch borrows a format audiences recognize immediately.
The makeover reveal.
The confident hosts.
The promise that a big renovation will solve everything.
But the White House isn't an ordinary house, and a presidential building project isn't just another television renovation.
That contrast gives the satire its starting point.
SNL takes a political story and changes the lens through which we see it.
Suddenly, a question about presidential priorities becomes a parody of television's obsession with dramatic transformations.