lipstick and Jordans and cats, oh my

Minneapolis
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I’m on Bluesky, please find me over there so we can all get the hell off this cursed website
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Best $153 I’ve ever spent 🤠
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Now , was there a USA chant that broke out, and the loudest cheering of the night when he talked about serving Uncle Sam? Yes but I’m willing to ignore it for the evening
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Always check for stowaways when packing.
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I got a chance to be a guest on my favorite podcast and had so much fun talking Wolves, media, and team owners with @DaneMooreNBA. We went almost two hours, and that's after shooting the shit for 45 minutes first. Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=Y4WP6zLx…
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I love that they have Animal in the halftime show
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RT @mikegolicjr: mood (obv Taylor should be MJ but still)
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Becky. retweeted
The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding
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I was extremely proud to be paying subscriber #1 supporting independent journalism from the world’s best Twins writer ❤️
My big news: I've left The Athletic because they wanted me to stop covering the Twins. I refused to give up my dream, so I'm betting on myself and returning to my independent roots. I need your support to make it work. Join me and let's do this together: aarongleeman.com/welcome-to-…
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Tomorrow morning. 👀 Patreon subscribers will hear it first, bright and early.
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Truly, f*ck @Enterprise. Spoke with 4 separate people who all gave me the runaround and different answers, and yet they still can’t explain how the reservation was cancelled! And no car! George is getting upset!
Seinfeld as real life: Went to @Enterprise to rent a car. They said our reservation got canceled, but had no idea how. No cars available. Told us to call @enterprisecares support. Four calls later, still no help. Maybe the worst customer experience I've ever had. Day ruining.
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They’ve got a good one for you today!
Special guest! We cracked a beer with new Twins manager Derek Shelton for an hour-long conversation about the inner workings of the job, keys to the season, the secret to growing a good beard and so much more. Use the code SPRING2026 for 50% off a month. patreon.com/posts/special-gu…
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a lot of men here still don’t get it, but she explains it perfectly. “your public support doesn’t negate your sexism, your sexism negates your public support”
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Love to see the local media-fluencer doubling down on his shitty misogynistic hot takes! Calling women in the comments “self-righteous” for being upset 🤯
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Turned the light on this morning and had the following interaction with my one true love: @AaronGleeman: you look like that lady in that movie coming out Me: Which movie? Him: The Bride Me: (stares blankly) Him: …the bride of Frankenstein Me: (stares with intent to kill)
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22 years ago, Carrie Bradshaw's ex party friend Lexi Featherston died after falling out of a window in 'Sex and the City':
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if you’re not ripping your ‘Ring’ camera off your house right now and dropping the whole thing into a pot of boiling water what are you doing?
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Every person starting the new Chevy Chase documentary: let’s see if he really is as much of an asshole as everyone says. 90 seconds later: oh absolutely
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"...approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here." This is the victim, holding a phone in his right hand before CBP assaults and murders him. They're lying to you, spitting in the eye of everyone who can see.
At 9:05 AM CT, as DHS law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault, an individual approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here.  The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. More details on the armed struggle are forthcoming. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. Medics on scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject but was pronounced dead at the scene.  The suspect also had 2 magazines and no ID—this looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement.    About 200 rioters arrived at the scene and began to obstruct and assault law enforcement on the scene, crowd control measures were deployed for the safety of the public and law enforcement.  This situation is evolving, and more information is forthcoming.
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the man can be seen holding a phone and approaching a woman who was shoved, when an officer throws him to the ground. at no point is the man seen approaching officers while holding a gun. 3 angles of the altercation: x.com/i/status/20151… x.com/i/status/20151… x.com/i/status/20151… what has been confirmed about the man who was killed: x.com/i/status/20151…
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It appears from zooming in just moments before ICE/CBP shoot yet another US citizen, one agent removes the victims firearm from his waste holster. The victim was UNARMED when he was shot multiple times. This is a state execution. Again.
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