@BNicholas

Overweight Balenciaga Model

Joined July 2007
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Grab-and-go.
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By this time next week, I'll be exploring Kigali and then on my way to Volcanoes National Park. It's a long haul, but Africa is always worth it.
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No, no, no... You misunderstood me. I said, I don't *give* a fuck. But, you're welcome to pay dearly for one.
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Sexually pernicious.
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Beer O'Clock
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Looks like a swell day to fly ✈️🔆
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Genius.
glup shitto ☾ 🇵🇸@ntbtstwtOct 19
Martin Short doing Jerry Lewis singing Bob Dylan he is truly the BEST
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I can see this as a future Marriott Titanium perk.
gary leff
@garyleffOct 20
Stranded Air Force Major Woke Up While Being Sexually Assaulted At Charlotte Marriott—Says Security Told Him To Shower Before Police Arrived viewfromthewing.com/stranded…

Stranded Air Force Major Woke Up While Being Sexually Assaulted At Charlotte Marriott—Says Security...

A Marriott Titanium member says he woke up in his hotel bed to a stranger performing oral sex on him. He fought the man off, called the front desk, and says hotel security then told him to take a...

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Ever notice that the people who always say they 'can't live without their Starbucks' are the very annoying people who probably don't need more caffeine.
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Temporary crippling sadness that I've watched through the latest season of The Diplomat.
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I fly for a living. Don't ever attempt to swap a seat with me. This over-it woman is my spirit animal.
New York Post
@nypostOct 19
Airline passenger in tears after seatmate refused to switch so she could be near husband: 'Ultimate white tears' trib.al/GzKqyqD
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Bruh.
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He didn't start choking until I started to bust my nut. I warned him it was gonna be a lot.
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I need a burner phone for when I lose my main phone and need to find it by calling it.
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Contrary to popular belief, you can come back from a cruise looking like this:
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PHL: Flagship packed to the gills and uncomfortably warm. I flipped a u-turn and went back into the terminal seeking refuge. At least it wasn't quite as unfortunate as the 2 hour wait that the Amex CL was rocking.
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Petit-déjeuner québécois de champions!
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The highlight of my morning has been watching a very-agitated Susan Stroman attempt to explain how she would streamline cruise disembarkation to Quebec City airport employees.
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The cruise ship progression of what it looks like to drink bloody marys from breakfast until dinner.
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They're playing the jams ✔️ They're making damned fine beer ✔️ They've got poutine nachos ✔️
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