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The best thing about dog is that you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating. They have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party.
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What do you call a werewolf with a fever? A hot dog!
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Son: “What are you going to be for Halloween dad?” Dad: “Drunk.” Son: “What’s mom gonna be?” Dad: “Mad.”
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What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
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What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones!
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What is the periodic table called on Halloween? The Atoms family!
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Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
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What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand-witch!
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Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had nobody to go with
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What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook‑getti
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Happy Halloween everyone!
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TheNoseKnows retweeted
A report asks Trump a perfectly reasonable question about canceling his Kansas rally and proceeds to completely unravel on live television.
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Michigan MAGAs were asked what Trump policies have improved their day to day lives and they all really have no clue and possibly don’t know what a policy is.
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The funny thing is, is I bet Donald Trump’s never even been to a cheesecake factory restaurant
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If Donald Trump had been the president during World War II, he would’ve sided with Hitler’s Germany
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Trump says he has all the cards over Canada in the trade war. However, Trump just added nine more items to the tariff exemption list because a political pressure he was feeling from American states
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Trump’s oil deal with Venezuela was negotiated in secret. Now we know why. The contract just leaked, and it doesn’t say what Trump says it says.  What it does say is that we bought 35 percent of a company for a penny a share. The company is run by Alejandro Betancourt, a Venezuelan businessman who’s been investigated for money laundering in Switzerland, Spain, and the United States. DOJ officials reportedly asked foreign governments to close those investigations and let him travel. The parent company is registered through a Barbados shell, so nobody can see who the other owners are. Any dispute goes to a court in Texas. One person involved said it was built to insulate the deal from future administrations. The company pumps about 200,000 barrels a day. America burns through that in 15 minutes. If this were a good deal, they wouldn’t have had to hide it. I break it all down in today’s show (link in reply).
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The GOP wants you to think of Elon Musk as some sort of victim who just wants to give us flying cars, but the truth tells a very different story. He fired the people who were investigating him and his companies through DOGE and now it’s reported by the WSJ that he gave the order to degrade the speed on Ukraine’s Starlink. That deserves investigation and Democrats should absolutely promise that and deliver.
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I think Trump is using these current rallies to slowly come out of the closet!
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Trump supporter: “We don’t need socialism in this country”

Jason Selvig: “And what is socialism?” TS: “Look what the Democrats are doing. They’ll raise your taxes. They don’t give a shit about the American people” JS: “And what is socialism?” TS: “Look what they’re doing to America. You have all these environmentalist people, they stopped drilling oil wells” JS: “And what is socialism?”
 TS: “Well look what the Democrats are doing, it’s plain and simple” JS: “But what is the definition of socialism?” TS: “I don’t need to go into big words or whatever. I’m just telling you, we don’t need it in America”
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