GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
Seeing this acct everywhere
No be small pikin be that
I can't even fathom this
Small pikin see engagements
How did I just actively come on X only 3 months ago
Many questions to ask myself I don't know where to start from
See him followers, see him comments, See him subscriptions
People even de call am idolo
Ahhhhhhh😡
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
🇮🇹 Old Trafford. April 24, 2007.
Three defenders tried to stop Kaká.
Two of them ended up crashing into each other.
One Brazilian genius kept running.
This wasn’t just a goal. It was pure football magic. ✨
Who remembers prime Kaká? ❤️
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
professions women shouldn't date and why:
- truck driver = fucks whores on the road
- cop = fucks people on patrol
- teacher = fucks his female students
- lawyer = fucks his interns
- doctor = fucks the sick
- firefighter = fucks people during fires
- soldier = fucks his fellow soldiers
- uber driver = votes for bolsonaro
- unemployed = too much free time to fuck others
- construction worker = whistles at women on the street
- real estate agent = has keys to lots of empty houses to fuck others
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
Uncle B was NOT playing bodyguard for fun! The way he nearly turned Burna Boy’s UK show into a wrestling match because a fan tried getting too close to Odogwu 😂😭
Nobody is touching the king on his watch! 🦍🔥
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
DO YOU KNOW? 🌎
Burna Boy’s song “Destiny” was featured on the official Biden-Harris presidential inauguration playlist in 2021, alongside songs from global stars like Beyoncé, Kendrick Lamar and Bob Marley. 🇳🇬🌍🦍
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
If Elon musk is receiving 1m$ every seconds from X, it is because of me 😭
I be on X a very ridiculous amount of time
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
I love seeing Messi fans constantly trying to disrespect Ronaldo and his achievements while claiming the GOAT debate is over.
Keep going, because two can play that game. Ronaldo fans slandered Messi's name throughout the 2026 World Cup, and I absolutely loved it. There's more to come.
What I cannot stand is Messi fans dishing out disrespect but playing the victim and reporting accounts when Ronaldo fans retaliate. If you live in a glass house, stop throwing stones. You cannot dish it out and then cry when it comes back to you.
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
Ronaldo's international retirement announcement has reminded me of two interesting Messi-Ronaldo comparisons: Messi has scored more international penalties and more goals in international friendlies. Just putting that out there.
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
If Lionel Messi refuses to congratulate Cristiano Ronaldo on his international retirement, it will expose the hypocrisy surrounding his supposedly humble and honourable character.
These two men have shared football's biggest stage for years. If Ronaldo did the same, Messi fans would call him arrogant.
Now they're excusing Messi by bringing up comments Ronaldo allegedly made about him and his family. Why can't Messi simply be the bigger person?
He found time to post an Instagram story about the late Jesus, so what's stopping him from acknowledging Ronaldo? The double standards are ridiculous.
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
Watching Raphinha's emotional post-match interview with Thierry Henry on CBS Sports, as he reflected on the tragic death of Jesús de Miguel, showed exactly what kind of human being and captain he is.
Raphinha is one of Barcelona's most likeable players, and he's becoming a leader this young squad can genuinely look up to. He has the personality, character and quality to become a Barcelona legend.
The biggest thing Barcelona fans can hope for now is that he stays fit, because so much of their season depends on him.
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
Jude Bellingham, at just 23, has already scored more Champions League goals than Ronaldo Nazário. Yet people once claimed R9 was better than Cristiano Ronaldo simply because they valued dribbling and flair over the complete package.
R9 was an extraordinary talent, but his career was cut short by injuries and he retired from football at 34. Cristiano, meanwhile, was still breaking records at 40.
There's a reason one is universally recognised simply as Ronaldo, while the other needs R9 or Ronaldo Nazário to distinguish him. And I haven't even started comparing their Serie A numbers.
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
Garnacho turned down Bayern Munich to join Chelsea, seemingly to prove a point to Manchester United.
Jadon Sancho rejected a reported £200k-a-week Chelsea contract offer, only to end up unwanted. Marcus Rashford called United toxic and forced a move to Barcelona, only for Barcelona to reject him too.
Now JJ Gabriel has forced his way out of Manchester United and is heading to Real Madrid.
Who is next?
GUSTAVO 🦍❤️🖤 retweeted
PSG fans were calling La Liga a farmers' league and claiming they'd score 400 goals every season in Spain after beating Villarreal 6-0.
Then Como went to Lens, one of Ligue 1's top two teams, and demolished them 9-1. The argument died very quickly. PSG being the best team in the world doesn't suddenly make Ligue 1 competitive.
If anything, their dominance exposes how monopolised the league has become. You cannot use PSG's superiority to pretend the rest of Ligue 1 is suddenly elite.













