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Comedian | Motivational Speaker | Life Coach | Master of all Iced Sorbet

Joined June 2012
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Seriously, she misunderstood me. She was looking for an anchor baby, not my anchor, baby! I guess I better float on! #daFunnyGuy #solidjokecoming
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Nearly a year. Hope you're doing well..
Jim Courier never shuts his yapper
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He defies the courts and now the military by awarding himself the Congressional Medal of Honor 🎖. #QueHorible
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Yeah butt, butt but is Erika Kirk 8 weeks pregnant from her husband killed 10 weeks ago?
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This part out loud!!!
Replying to @PeteButtigieg
I like how he essentially admitted his team has to explain to him how to read 😂
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Since the republicans have the White House, senate and congressional, why is it Schumer shut down and not Trumps?
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So tell me again how we can gift Argentina billions but seemingly need to rely on a ghost donor to pay our military? Smells like BS to me.
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I gifted you salt and pepper grinder. AMAZON
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I do really want this, maybe next purchase
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Because Donald and Vlad are best buds! So does that mean we will be getting a bunch of Russian children into our country now?
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That's nice. Has she met with the women who, as young girls were trafficked by J.Epstein?
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I hope he is found. Thankfully, with all the reduction in staffing for the rangers Corp, #depot47, and DOGE trying to save a buck instead of saving a life.
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Burned Again. Trump promised to save vaping. Instead, his FDA staged the biggest vape seizure in U.S. history while fast-tracking nicotine pouches. Betrayal stings. @NannyFreeState @Protectaxpayers @ChaunceyGardner @JMacNYC @alli_vapes @INNCOorg @GFNicotine @VaporTechAssoc
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ABC, which just canceled Kimmel on instructions from Trump? ABC, which is trying to get back in his good graces with this hagiographic kiss-up? Anyone who does is no friend of mine.
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I’ve had him blocked on Twitter for years. He should not have been murdered. But also, fuck that guy.
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So when did racist people start getting programs about them @ABC ? Is a pedophile special next?
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I cannot confirm, but honestly? Sounds about right.
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I think they know when Trump passes the world is going to celebrate, so they are trying to make it crime before it happens. LMAOOOOOO
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Yes, the world will celebrate with parties and fireworks, it'll be all over the news and Internet... Can't wait for that glorious day lol
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Aww you want to protect the orange decaying pedophile so bad don’t you??
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Hey @grok did GOP members vote to block the release of the Epstein files on 9/10/2025?
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