Seriously, she misunderstood me. She was looking for an anchor baby, not my anchor, baby! I guess I better float on!
#daFunnyGuy #solidjokecoming
He defies the courts and now the military by awarding himself the Congressional Medal of Honor 🎖.
#QueHorible
This part out loud!!!
Replying to @PeteButtigieg
I like how he essentially admitted his team has to explain to him how to read 😂
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Since the republicans have the White House, senate and congressional, why is it Schumer shut down and not Trumps?
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So tell me again how we can gift Argentina billions but seemingly need to rely on a ghost donor to pay our military? Smells like BS to me.
10 OUT OF 10
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Because Donald and Vlad are best buds! So does that mean we will be getting a bunch of Russian children into our country now?
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That's nice. Has she met with the women who, as young girls were trafficked by J.Epstein?
I hope he is found. Thankfully, with all the reduction in staffing for the rangers Corp, #depot47, and DOGE trying to save a buck instead of saving a life.
Park rangers in the Smoky Mountains are searching for a missing 21-year-old man who was last seen in Nashville four days ago, according to the National Park Service. abcnews.link/0xIVNfR
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Burned Again. Trump promised to save vaping. Instead, his FDA staged the biggest vape seizure in U.S. history while fast-tracking nicotine pouches. Betrayal stings. @NannyFreeState @Protectaxpayers @ChaunceyGardner @JMacNYC @alli_vapes @INNCOorg @GFNicotine @VaporTechAssoc
BURNED AGAIN | FDA Crackdown & WHO’s Sly Corruption
The sting is personal for U.S. vapers. Trump promised to “save vaping” twice but his FDA delivered the largest vape seizure in U.S. history and is rewarding pouches while shutting out flavored vapes.
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ABC, which just canceled Kimmel on instructions from Trump? ABC, which is trying to get back in his good graces with this hagiographic kiss-up? Anyone who does is no friend of mine.
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I’ve had him blocked on Twitter for years. He should not have been murdered. But also, fuck that guy.
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So when did racist people start getting programs about them @ABC ? Is a pedophile special next?
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Replying to @BOSSGComedy @Angry_Staffer
I cannot confirm, but honestly? Sounds about right.
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I think they know when Trump passes the world is going to celebrate, so they are trying to make it crime before it happens. LMAOOOOOO
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Yes, the world will celebrate with parties and fireworks, it'll be all over the news and Internet... Can't wait for that glorious day lol
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Aww you want to protect the orange decaying pedophile so bad don’t you??
Hey @grok did GOP members vote to block the release of the Epstein files on 9/10/2025?














