@BTCBreadMan

Other humans being willing to trade you their bitcoin for your US dollars is transitory. Act accordingly. Mostly shitposts and zero financial advice.

 Austin, TX
Joined July 2020
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Sold all of my Bitcoin today to pay off my mortgage. I may be an absolute moron, but at least I have peace of mind now.
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Yes, I realize this means we need to jail or castrate the other non-mating males so they don’t burn civilization down in their unreasonable horny jealous rage. I’m not retarded.
Breadman
@BTCBreadMan11h
In fairness, 2-8 women per one high-performing male is probably a more ideal strategy for the human species than monogamous relationships, anyways.
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@BTCBreadMan21h
Who the hell can afford $2,700 for new tires on their Cybertruck in this economy??
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I have found my way into yet another deep, dark corner of X.
Toby M@figured_that7h
Replying to @BTCBreadMan
No one's complaining about women's unreasonableness. It's their uselessness.
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The increasingly ridiculous subject matter of my shitposting is clear evidence that the Bitcoin price action is boring as absolute fuck right now.
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@BTCBreadMan11h
In fairness, 2-8 women per one high-performing male is probably a more ideal strategy for the human species than monogamous relationships, anyways.
Brian Atlas
@BrianAtlas12h
Women would rather share a top tier guy than “settle” for a guy in their actual league. Hypergamy clown world 🤡🌎
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Truer words have never been tweeted.
True Vegas Life
@TrueVegasLife7h
Replying to @BTCBreadMan
Literally any man can get a woman. The only way you don't is if you spend all day alone online listening to "influencers". Spend your days around people in real life and you'll meet someone.
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@BTCBreadMan20h
This is a photo of me and my wife by the way. Those of you saying “she’s leaning away” are retarded. 😂
Breadman
@BTCBreadManOct 26
Being with a cute girl like this is totally achievable for any man who is in decent shape, is not horrifically ugly, and makes at least $150k/year. Stop making excuses and just ask one out already.
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@BTCBreadMan11h
BREAKING: most male animals that are not high-performing specimens of their species do not get to mate either. Stop crying and acting like human females are being unreasonable here.
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Look, if you don’t like the 2026 version of Elon….. I get it. That’s fine. But if you can watch this and you still don’t like the 2008 version of Elon, then I respectfully submit that you are a deeply biased retard.
Unnati
@Unnati_builds2417h
Whenever I feel demotivated i rewatch this... Elon Musk in a living room in 2008, 12 days from bankruptcy, pitching a $109,000 car to people...
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Just a dorky well-meaning dude absolutely hustling his balls off.
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All while pissing and moaning about their perception that females are too selective. 🤣🤣🤣
Lynn Bethea
@Lennoxb63L9h
Replying to @BTCBreadMan
Actually this is the only species where the males who have nothing going for themselves can have multiple mates and offspring
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I like ladies who are down to earth and keep it real.
ttv kittykatelin :3
@kittykatelinOct 24
Dream man: 6’0+ lets me cheat (he can’t) cuck pays for everything 8 pack 8+ inches 27 inch waist Freaky
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X is truly an odd place. Never fails to disappoint.
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Wait. If you’re drawing one green line from my face down to my penis, then shouldn’t you be drawing the other green line down from her face to her penis? Why do both green lines get drawn to my penis?
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Don’t get me wrong. I’d love this, too. But logically, why would the government treat Bitcoin as unique from both gold and foreign currencies, and exempt it from capital gains tax?
Zynx
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Removing Capital Gains Tax from Bitcoin is the single most important thing we can do for Bitcoin adoption. It allows for Bitcoin to be used as money and incentivise people to save in Bitcoin over assets such as Real Estate. I will keep repeating this.
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BREAKING: most male animals that are not high-performing specimens of their species do not get to mate either. Stop crying and acting like human females are being unreasonable here.
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They’re calling it the “Breadman has a bunch of dry powder arriving in the fiat cuck account tomorrow” candle. 😒
Bit Paine ⚡️
@BitPaine11h
they’re calling it the jason calcandle
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In fairness, 2-8 women per one high-performing male is probably a more ideal strategy for the human species than monogamous relationships, anyways.
Brian Atlas
@BrianAtlas12h
Women would rather share a top tier guy than “settle” for a guy in their actual league. Hypergamy clown world 🤡🌎
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If you're still using your personal email and home address to buy #bitcoin related products, consider checking yourself into an adult daycare where they provide specialized care for retarded individuals.
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If the men of twitter hated fiat money as much as they hate women, the Bitcoin price would already be $1 million.
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