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The word 'Chesticles' is in my name and you're out here taking me seriously. Crypto OG. You will buy #Bitcoin at the price you deserve. #BTC

Joined March 2022
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can i have $500 @dohertyjackk
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Sorry but if you want to claim THC is dangerous to drive on you need to provide hard data. We are past the point of just letting cops have more authority based on what "seems like a good idea."
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Sorry but if you want to claim THC is dangerous to drive on you need to provide hard data. We are past the point of just letting cops have more authority based on what "seems like a good idea."
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"stop vaping on my baby" first of all this is dmt
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33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.
In the United States military, we leave no American behind.
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Bitcoin Platypus retweeted
there's a lot of reasons to dunk on meatcanyon but I can't hate him since he's one of the only e-celebs who would make this joke
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Bitcoin Platypus retweeted
As an ER nurse, its been crazy to see how much more efficient Chat GPT is at discharging "heart attack" patients than our doctors are. Future of medicine is now πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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Bitcoin Platypus retweeted
NEW: Coinbase and Fannie Mae partner with Better Home & Finance to launch Bitcoin-backed mortgages for U.S. homebuyers. Borrowers can pledge Bitcoin or USD Coin as collateral for down payments, allowing them to keep their assets and avoid triggering taxable sales. The loans are structured as conforming mortgages backed by Fannie Mae, meaning they follow standard underwriting rules and carry the same protections as traditional home loans. The product targets everyday buyers locked out by down payment constraints. Better says 41% of U.S. families can’t purchase homes due to lack of liquid cash, despite holding savings in other assets. Rising interest rates and high home prices have tightened affordability. A buyer targeting a $400K home may struggle to source $40K in cash without selling assets and navigating tax and legal friction. Coinbase says the offering brings crypto into mainstream housing finance, calling it β€œas American as apple pie.”
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Bitcoin Platypus retweeted
I remain opposed to U.S. troops on the ground in Iran.
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Rep. Mace voted against the War Powers resolution which would have prevented the President from ordering a ground invasion of Iran congress.gov/bill/119th-con…
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Because all of these politicians are either involved or they're too cowardly to do anything. Meanwhile, the majority of the American people are consumed with pacifism and believe that the system will deliver justice, even though the system is run by these people. No election or peaceful protest will get these child murderers and rapists removed from society. Direct action is the only solution, but not enough people have realized that yet.
WHY IS THERE NO SENSE OF URGENCY TO REMOVE THE EPSTEIN CHILD MOLESTERS FROM SOCIETY BEFORE THEY REOFFEND?
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Bitcoin Platypus retweeted
I believe in God after 40 years of ardent lifelong atheism because I found evidence. Very much against my will and inclination, logic proved to me that the Christian worldview is coherent and atheism incoherent. So I experimentally prayed, demanding God show Himself He did
Do people believe in God because they found evidence, or because they were taught to believe as children?
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Ten months ago today, Steak n Shake launched its burger-to-Bitcoin transformation. Bitcoin payments are faster and saves us money! We have reinvested savings into product quality. Our Strategic Bitcoin Reserve also funds Bitcoin bonus pay for our employees. Our same-store sales have risen dramatically ever since we launched Bitcoin payments. Thank you Bitcoiners! 🧑
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Now that Q dropped his lolsuit, I’m trying to figure out how much of a dick I should be about it. There are a range of opportunities to really embarrass some people who deserve it. Anyway, here are 14 true things you can now say about Mike Flynnβ€”worry free! You’re welcome.
For me, March 11th will always be #FACO day. After three years of dragging me through hell, costing me hundreds of thousands of dollars, Mike Flynn dropped his frivolous lawsuit. @GenFlynn this is not the end of anything. You tried to bully me and blinked. We’re not done. DefendSpeechNow.org
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Bitcoin Platypus retweeted
The Starbucks CEO can write-off the cost of his private jet on his taxes because it’s considered a business expense. But Starbucks baristas can’t write off the clothing they have to buy to adhere to the Starbucks dress code. This is what an anti-worker tax code looks like.
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol makes $95,801,676 a year, while the average Starbucks worker makes under $15K.
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🚨 CIA faces furious backlash after hidden document with potential cure for cancer is declassified after 60 years. The document, produced in February 1951 and declassified in 2014, summarizes a Soviet scientific paper that examined striking similarities between parasitic worms and cancerous tumors.
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The CIA is not actively receiving backlash over this. The document being referenced was declassified and published in 2014… which was 12 years ago. The document resurfaced online after the Daily Mail published a sensationalist article about it, misrepresenting it as current. dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar…
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There’s no coherent argument for releasing millions of pages of Epstein files but not releasing this. Every argument against releasing the congressional sexual misconduct files would also apply to the Epstein files (exposes victims, includes unsubstantiated claims, etc). And yet almost every member of congress voted to release the Epstein stuff. And now the vast majority oppose releasing their own files. Total farce.
JUST IN: US House votes 357-65 to block release of congressional sexual misconduct reports.
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