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imagine not being in the BUMP fun telegram imagine missing the latest progress updates imagine fading joão's calls could never ever be me

Hope everyone had a very Happy Christmas! On the agenda for the new year: we're going to BUMP so much, you're going to get tired of BUMPing

boomers got the housing boom zoomers get BUMP

dear X community, thank you for allowing me to show up daily and relentlessly shill the most innovative token distribution system on bitcoin to date. i will not stop until the rest of the world is as convicted as i am. BILLIONS WILL BUMP 🟧 yours sincerely, BUMP intern

introduced my girl to crypto this week she's already outperforming me (she made 0 trades)

how to cure seasonal depression: lock in

BUMP is: the most ground breaking, innovative, category defining, first of its kind, paradigm shifting, next generation, state of the art way to trade runners on bitcoin made possible by @arch_prime

institutional adoption is here bitcoin first BUMP coins next bookmark it

looking back at some of the tickers dropped you need to remember jesus is watching you guys promise not to release any sus tickers when v2 drops right...?

new homepage who dis! you can go and check what's in the works via the link in our bio! brb cooking

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ the use of BUMP FUN may result in legendary PnL screenshots or extreme cope

BUMP team currently in Abu Dhabi we've got boots on the ground right this minute converting solana trenchers to bitcoin

you lose when you stop clicking

the only two things i need in life: 1. bitcoin memes 2. hot latina wife in that order

steady fellas and lady fellas fixes and improvements incoming the next version of BUMP will be unrivalled.

Portfolio drawdowns build strength and character

our cracked devs will be in Abu Dhabi next week be prepared to be red pilled into the bitcoin trenches don't say i didn't warn you

men used to go to war now they trade Paris Hilton

please join me in a prayer for the downfall of my haters (they about to hate what's coming next)