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Just wingin it | she/they | big fan of yapping and never stfu | I tweet for myself, so feel free to argue with yourself |

Joined November 2014
Target audience? Myself when I’m high and scrolling back through my tweets giggling at my own jokes
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my youngest threw up in the middle of the night and he, through tears, asked me why it was happening and I told him his tummy was just a little upset and he immediately retorted: "UPSET ABOUT WHAT???"
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you gotta take that claw clip out when you in the car it’s so easy to forget but you absolutely have to
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susan: não sei o que fazer sobre o mike :( lynette scavo e bree van de kamp subplot:
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You’ve made it to Suffolk. @sheetz I am once again asking you to expand to Norfolk/VA Beach. Pls. I beg.
Replying to @sheetz
@sheetz how do I get you to branch out to the Norfolk/VA Beach areas?? Having to drive 3 hours for a sheetz run ain’t doing it 😭
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and you know what? hardcover books better be under $20 again by next week
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mother of gay son AND thot daughter ❤️
An appreciation post for our favorite redhead ❤️
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yeah….
rewatching a show and getting to the aggressive secondhand embarrassment episode
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call him
“Call your senator and say you don’t want Chuck Schumer as majority leader” well unfortunately my senator IS Chuck Schumer
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she probably thought she had to make scarlet to solidfy herself in rapper circles but hot pink had all the jush she needed.. they wasnt hearing her
Doja Cat - Rules (2019)
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I’m still gagged btw
picking up concert photography saved me even if it’s just my iPhone for now
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No. No. Not at all I am not envious of cute family traditions with cute families and love. I am so glad y'all have it. I just wish I had it too. But it's chill it's cool
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Going to cheesecake factory with the girls after work. Using PTO tomorrow. Then it’s the weekend. I got PTO on Monday too!
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SHE LOOKS SO GOOD
Me going “fuck I thought Megan” after I thought she wasn’t bout to perform it😭😭😭😭 📷:@_Sxarlet_
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And yes, a woman.
Canva is laying off 22% of its workforce which is 1271 employees, and this is what their CEO said. We need more founders like thissss.
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This is why I don’t believe in coincidences
Unearthed video: Bill Clinton praises the 2007 University of Michigan senior speaker, Abdul El-Sayed, on his commencement speech "I don't want to embarrass your senior speaker. But I wish every person in the world who believes that we are fated to have a clash of civilizations and cannot reach across the religious divides could've heard you speak today. I just wish every person in the world could've heard you speak today."
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Everyone truly won last night because we no longer have to suffer through political ads and text messages!!!
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baby that’s a BLUE Ridge
honestly nothing fills me with more hope and light tonight than blappalachia
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Me and my homegirls outside the taco bell/pizza hut/sex change/abortion clinic combo signing people up for they/them sports leagues
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This is a lie please don’t come to VA there is no more space for ANY of yall
A map of the best states to live in. How does your state rank?
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and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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