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Target audience? Myself when I’m high and scrolling back through my tweets giggling at my own jokes
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my youngest threw up in the middle of the night and he, through tears, asked me why it was happening and I told him his tummy was just a little upset and he immediately retorted: "UPSET ABOUT WHAT???"
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you gotta take that claw clip out when you in the car it’s so easy to forget but you absolutely have to
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susan: não sei o que fazer sobre o mike :(
lynette scavo e bree van de kamp subplot:
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No. No. Not at all I am not envious of cute family traditions with cute families and love. I am so glad y'all have it. I just wish I had it too. But it's chill it's cool
Going to cheesecake factory with the girls after work. Using PTO tomorrow. Then it’s the weekend. I got PTO on Monday too!
SHE LOOKS SO GOOD
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This is why I don’t believe in coincidences
Unearthed video: Bill Clinton praises the 2007 University of Michigan senior speaker, Abdul El-Sayed, on his commencement speech
"I don't want to embarrass your senior speaker. But I wish every person in the world who believes that we are fated to have a clash of civilizations and cannot reach across the religious divides could've heard you speak today. I just wish every person in the world could've heard you speak today."
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Everyone truly won last night because we no longer have to suffer through political ads and text messages!!!
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Me and my homegirls outside the taco bell/pizza hut/sex change/abortion clinic combo signing people up for they/them sports leagues










































