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Whattup my name is Jordan, my greatest hits include getting engaged on the last season of BIP, wearing a gold lame banana hammock, sending stuffed animals to their watery grave, and macking on your girl. #bachelorinpadadise
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Peter was right. Rachel chose a ring and a life of mediocrity over something real. #TheBachelorette
About 45 seconds passed between Neil Lane showing up and Bryan arriving in front of Rachel. Something is not right. #BacheloretteFinale
So help me God if Nick Viall somehow weasels his way into the end of this season. What are you not telling us, Harrison #BacheloretteFinale
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Rachel is rewriting history with Peter. If there were red flags, ABC would have devoted a minimum of 90 minutes to it. #BacheloretteFinale
SO SHE PICKED BRYAN AND THAT'S HOW THEY TOLD US. I AM SO HURT. #TheBacheloretteFinale
Rachel, girl, we love you, but nothing about what Peter is saying is confusing. #BacheloretteFinale
Eric you are sweet and pure and are making the right decision with your current facial hair situation and we all want good things for you.
I am so stressed that the final rose will go to Bryan and his cheek implants and I am not ok. #BacheloretteFinale
I've barely watched Rachel and Bryan's date because it's boring and because I'm busy guarding our cheese plate from my dog. #TheBachelorette
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Every year, we're reminded anew that the season finale is boring as hell until the last 20 minutes. #BacheloretteFinale
HE'S NOT SAYING HE CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU HE'S SAYING HE CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU AFTER 6 WKS OF NONEXCLUSIVE DATING. #BacheloretteFinale
Our HQ watch party is off to a chaotic start. Our cheese is not safe from the dogs. #BacheloretteFinale