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Heard somebody is switching to wear #25 this year. Comical somebody thinks they can fill my shoes. That is ABSURD.
Oh and if you were wondering I signed with the Miami Marlins, and I’m Derek Jeters new favorite player. #305ontherise
Sorry guys, had a little time off from social media. Moved down to Florida and picked up where I left off in my first game, RBI knock lol my bad. #Marlins #YourFavoritePlayer
Sorry about saying it would be first at bat. Felt extra generous for being wrong, so I gave 2 gifts today. Somebody see if the batters eye is still in one piece.
The GOAT was born 22 years ago, today. Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes and gifts. I’ll be giving my fans a gift this weekend when I get my first at bat. #WatchOut #MyBirthday
The GOAT was born 22 years ago, today. Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes and gifts. I’ll be giving my fans a gift this weekend when I get my first at bat. #WatchOut #MyBirthday
Did anybody at the soccer field find my homerun ball today? Yeah I know, I crushed that ball. Shocker #MyBad
Yeah I was like 14 for 9 this weekend, no big deal. But anyways, again who is surprised? HA! #NotMe
Sorry for the late response today, been checking my fan mail. Yeah I hit a walk off, again who’s surprised? Anyways gonna go take some swings now see y’all later #MyBad
Ice warning in Lexington!!! HA! I hope teams have a warning on their scouting reports before facing me #SubZero
WARNING: High chance of floods in the Lexington area due to the water tower being too close to the field. My at bats are scary. #FindShelter
A little late on this one, but just wanted to say I’m thankful for the pitchers that still throw me fastballs. LOL! #happythanksgiving
Back Stop Kess retweeted
Y’all thinking about the presidential election, I’m just thinking about the next absolute bomb I hit #KessForPres
Y’all thinking about the presidential election, I’m just thinking about the next absolute bomb I hit #KessForPres
Friendly reminder: practice is back. That means if you’re driving on alumni stay alert for my BP rounds, balls get to flying when I’m in the box #WatchYourWindshield
HA! I dare somebody to throw me a 3-0 fastball. They’ll have to put somebody on Tates Creek Road to find that ball. #DontPitchToMe
On my way back to Lexington now, I can’t wait to crush some baseballs and show off my improved cannon of an arm. #RamStrong
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Now batting, Coltyn Kessler. How could this not be yours? #ColtynCrushler
