"I don't listen to country or hip hop" guys make so much more sense when you realise some millenials have no conception of what a slant rhyme is
I’m at a fast food place where Mambo #5 was just playing and it’s the first time I realized not a single couplet in the chorus actually rhymes.
Sometimes you will make a ragebait post 8 whiskeys in and then you'll wake up in the morning like no, I stand by this, fuck it
big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
[immediately arrested at airport by FSB]
FSB OFFICER: You are photojournalist, Miss... Lucy Vesper?
ME: [moans]
big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
[MI6 offices]
MY BOSS: no
ARIADNE BLACK: [me] why not
MY BOSS: cover names are supposed to be inconspicuous
SAMANTHA SHARP: [also me] are these not
MY BOSS: you’re just picking names you think sound sexy and intriguing
ALEXA STRAP-ON: [still me] no I’m not
All I want in life is the opportunity to lecture someone about how killing a guy was bad tradecraft as they visibly bristle like one time, that's all I ask it's not unreasonable
Trans girls don't wanna hear "you're so valid" we wanna hear "yes ma'am" as we stand you down while we clean up the mess you've made
As a non-white zoomer trans woman whose closest experience with government work was a summer job at a factory boxing helicopter parts, I relate deeply to Jackson Lamb
my new bit of singing beegees songs in a strong, resonant bass-baritone has been voted "Most Likely To Cause The Other Residents Of This Apartment Block To Do Me In Like Night Of The Hunter"
Unlike you 4tranners I got my intraqueer discourse brainworms the good, honest, god-fearing way: reading a lot of Armistead Maupin at far too young an age to understand any of it
weaning myself off the zoomer urge to look at a plot summary while watching a movie by contenting myself with looking at the OST track titles
We need militancy in the left wing movement so all the trans women I know can finally be intelligence officers instead of arguing on forums for hoi4 mods
God, finally, one of you said the fucking quiet part out loud. Can I not get any more of people I almost respect jumping at shadows that there's this great conspiracy to convince trans women they can be GNC to detransition them
Weirdly paranoid that my last thought on my deathbed before the DMT hits will be the bit of the Kim possible theme tune where she says she'll be there till the very end
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"Oh okay so you were allied with Nazis during WWII?"
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