romani activist, diddikai blues singer, Lola Sebastian's Butch Tradwife, 'dirty old slag'(24)

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Joined March 2020
"I don't listen to country or hip hop" guys make so much more sense when you realise some millenials have no conception of what a slant rhyme is
I’m at a fast food place where Mambo #5 was just playing and it’s the first time I realized not a single couplet in the chorus actually rhymes.
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If you wanna blame anyone for this tweet blame drunk Tali, not me, I abscond myself
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Sometimes you will make a ragebait post 8 whiskeys in and then you'll wake up in the morning like no, I stand by this, fuck it
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big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
[immediately arrested at airport by FSB] FSB OFFICER: You are photojournalist, Miss... Lucy Vesper? ME: [moans]
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big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
[MI6 offices] MY BOSS: no ARIADNE BLACK: [me] why not MY BOSS: cover names are supposed to be inconspicuous SAMANTHA SHARP: [also me] are these not MY BOSS: you’re just picking names you think sound sexy and intriguing ALEXA STRAP-ON: [still me] no I’m not
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All I want in life is the opportunity to lecture someone about how killing a guy was bad tradecraft as they visibly bristle like one time, that's all I ask it's not unreasonable
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Trans girls don't wanna hear "you're so valid" we wanna hear "yes ma'am" as we stand you down while we clean up the mess you've made
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I sexually identity as the department head who kills her scheming second in command to tie up loose ends before being blackmailed into letting the protagonists go. I'll be watching their careers with great interest.
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As a non-white zoomer trans woman whose closest experience with government work was a summer job at a factory boxing helicopter parts, I relate deeply to Jackson Lamb
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my new bit of singing beegees songs in a strong, resonant bass-baritone has been voted "Most Likely To Cause The Other Residents Of This Apartment Block To Do Me In Like Night Of The Hunter"
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Unlike you 4tranners I got my intraqueer discourse brainworms the good, honest, god-fearing way: reading a lot of Armistead Maupin at far too young an age to understand any of it
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weaning myself off the zoomer urge to look at a plot summary while watching a movie by contenting myself with looking at the OST track titles
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We need militancy in the left wing movement so all the trans women I know can finally be intelligence officers instead of arguing on forums for hoi4 mods
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God, finally, one of you said the fucking quiet part out loud. Can I not get any more of people I almost respect jumping at shadows that there's this great conspiracy to convince trans women they can be GNC to detransition them
If you don't understand how a trans tradwife who passes is more revolutionary than a drag queen who throws bricks at cops at a riot, you have zero theory of mind for your enemies and are only pro-trans out of dysgenic worship and iconoclasm.
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I recognise that as a butch trans woman with hairs on her arms I'm a transphobic stereotype that can't be broadcast to the general public lest they do all the things they're already doing to trans people, but hear me out: they're already doing them
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Weirdly paranoid that my last thought on my deathbed before the DMT hits will be the bit of the Kim possible theme tune where she says she'll be there till the very end
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How would you even ensure that doesn't happen, it's like not imagining a pink elephant it's impossible. I better make sure I'm listening to something really fucking catchy when I die
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big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
"Oh okay so you were allied with Nazis during WWII?" Finns:
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big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
Isn’t this just what half of the east coast was doing with the IRA for a while
New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
Name one other minority in history whose very existence was openly and ubiquitously discussed as an international “Problem” to be solved.
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