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connor b

@BadLuckBowers

pharmacist.

 Dayton, Ohio
Joined January 2012
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One time my girlfriend only had $4 in her bank account and I literally had to stop her from buying a $4 Christmas hat for her dog that said “naughty” or “nice” depending which way it was flipped Women continue to amaze me
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Hey @VivekGRamaswamy @JDVance, I’m a pharmacist from Dayton, Ohio. FIVE pharmacies in Springfield have closed in less than 2 years. This trend will continue happening on every Main Street in the U.S. soon. Can I get 15 minutes to explain the situation and how to help?
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I have a pharmacy joke but I can’t tell you it because it’s on backorder
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Ya’ll please be on the lookout for a 2017 Hyundai Sonata with license plate no. JHJ 8975. My car was stolen this morning. @CincyPD
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There is heroin in McDonald’s orange Hi-C and you cannot convince me otherwise
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LinkedIn is the biggest snitch I know. Can’t do NOTHING on there without notifying people 😂
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When a patient hands you a prescription bottle for a refill and you see it’s covered in blood, dirt, and unknown substances
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I just don’t think I’ll ever get over how many people’s bottom faces don’t match their top faces. I had no idea. – at St Petersburg, FL
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One thing will always remain true- your pharmacist will know when you’re lying about taking your meds
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Best New Music Friday in a MINUTE
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I did it all without a drake feature
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my great-grandparents starring in the first commercial for a restaurant, 1960s
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avril lavigne was right. what the hell
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" are you okay? " no but I'm funny
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If she doesn’t remember onu with three wind turbines she’s too young for you bro
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Currently in the lead and coming out of no where is @BadLuckBowers with an impressive 98. Second place is all star IPPE @sutter_tj while @TroyerKrista rolls in with a 3rd place position. @willbybee and queen of Tavern 101 @ToriWyss_32 round out the top five.
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