BadSaintQuotes

“I can’t keep my head on straight…” - St. John the Baptist, getting ready for Halloween.

“I assume you know what today is…” Mary, from Heaven.

Which two saints would you pick to be a superhero duo? I’d pick St. Jude & St. Anthony- one’s the patron of lost causes, one finds what’s lost. They’d wreak havoc on despair.

"Backstabber!" -- St. Maria Goretti, won't make that mistake again.

“I thought that meant it was Mark’s grill!!”— St. Lawrence, sporting perfect grill marks.

“Why are you grilling me?!”— St. Lawrence, tired of all the questions!

“Lit.”- St. Joan of Arc, not as cool as she wanted to be.

St. Michael was the first Avenger.

“Aha!” — God, he had an Epiphany.

“Ow.”—St. Stephen, first victim of infinity stones.

“Straight outta the Stone Age.”— St. Stephen, hardcore.

“I’m a rare breed.”— St. Lawrence, not overdone.

“Rock slide!”— St. Peter, safe at third.

Jesus, the third day.

“BRB”— Jesus, stepped out for a couple days.

“No, no, no.”— St Peter, in denial....3 times!

Moses- the first person to get his ‘contract’ written in stone.

“ “— St. Joseph, introvert.

"Who's the little flower now?!"--St. Rose of Lima...apparently has a thorn.

"I am your Father."--Abraham, had many sons.........and many sons had Father Abraham