I had country fried steak with gravy, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, fried okra, and corn bread for lunch. I didn’t seek dinner.

Do most people reverse park in the south?

I should have gone to bed 4 minutes ago.

I have a 6:46am flight on Monday morning. This is stupid.

The harshest quip I heard today was that (paraphrasing) you get to spend 19 years with your kids; 18 before you send them off, and then one extra year for the rest of your life.

If I wake up before sunlight is showing, my dog will run into the backyard ready to wake up the neighbors 60 yards away, and run his mouth no matter if he wakes up the neighbors. If he gets let out after like 9am, he’s pretty docile.

I called my mom tonight, just to shoot the shit, and we ended up talking about what kind of dogs we have and that it’s nice to have an early warning system.

Unsure what to think right now!

Hold on. It’s time to sleep.

The funniest thing in the world is that I have Columbus day off on Monday, and I do not recall that being a corporate holiday for the last 25 years.

I went out to a remote cell site with a customer and account manager last week. We were testing one of our products. I coughed after 40 years old and kind of sharted in my pants at the same time. Oh boy. I had to find a way out. There was a bar down the dirt road, and I drove down there to fix it. I got back to the cell site and had to tell the guys that it’s real that you can’t trust a fart after 40. They were okay with that.