✞ Bad Acid ✞

wiz khalifa alone on an abandoned earth coughing "holdup,we dem boyz" to the burnt up skeletons surrounding him, but silence is his only boy

i'm just an npc living in someone else's game

take some pep pills to survive the post world war II american dream and listen to my new historic and harmonic mix: "the dandy doo-wop jukebox" open.spotify.com/playlist/6l…

worshipping an ai god that has no mercy. going to the nearest data center to pray at the fence line. hoping your last prompt satisfies the omnipresent data collectors that loom over your every thought.

a bible themed pinball machine loaded with fun features like the good samaritan skillshot, moses multiball, a shaker motor synchronized with the walls of jericho drop targets, and the death of every egyptian's firstborn son mini-wizard mode

it was all a dream, i used to read highlights magazine

you stand alone in an ancient, decrepit graveyard. the winds blows as you watch strange shadowy figures shuffle about. they begin to whisper dissonant words that slowly synchronize into a crescendo "the time has come." you read the gravestones, your name is carved on all of them.

a tesla update that explodes the car and kills everyone in it if you listen to grimes

i created a punk playlist on spotify because I want to break stuff sometimes! the mix is titled "$5 dive bar punk show". turn it on, and get in the mosh pit bro! open.spotify.com/playlist/7k…

showing up drunk to vacation bible school and screaming "god isn't real, this isn't real!" while ripping down all the wild west decorations

shoutout to my man @xdannyxbrownx for consistently putting on the best thanksgiving concert for the last 9 years in a row. he's a true detroit legend! I got my 12 joints rolled up and I'll see you there! #BruiserThanksgiving

"sorry, cannot access your childhood memories. the data is corrupted. do you want to delete it?"