Peter Kingshott

I don't really watch much Formula 1 anymore....but I now dread race weekends, because my Twitter feed gets absolutely FILLED by every single F1 team posting about fucking everything, constantly, all weekend! My Twitter feed is currently all F1. I just don't care about any of it!

You see, this is why AI is so shit. Especially AI writing headlines and news and spreading it on Twitter. Oh, you mean Manchester City? Who played yesterday? And won 5-1 against AEK Athens? Or do you mean Manchester UNITED who lost 4-1 away against Como tonight? Big difference

Why are Coventry playing in dark blue and white stripes? I thought Coventry played in solid sky blue kits? I mean, their nickname is literally 'The Sky Blues'. they look like a Temu version of Sheffield Wednesday lol #COVNEW

I'm getting to the point in life where I look at these 'granny bags' and think "that could be quite useful, actually..." Then I remember that I'm only 44 and I couldn't be seen dead walking around with one of them at my age lol. I would die of cringe if one of my mates saw me!

Received a letter today with a hand written address on it, addressed to " Resident and your loved ones". It's either some God-bothering shit......or a packet of Ricin. There are no in-betweens.

Someone in my block of flats has left a trail of cat litter down the stairs, and now the stairwell absolutely sticks of cat piss. Cunt hasn't attempted to clean it up, either, just left it there for days, for all the residents to smell when we go downstairs. People fucking suck.

Coming home from the football on the train today, EVERYONE was looking down at their phones. Meanwhile I was looking out the window at this amazing sky.

I've said it before and I'll say it again....German fans are the best. They put grumpy old English fans to shame. They actually.....have fun.....at football games! Imagine that?

Was throwing out the rubbish earlier today, I chucked the bin bag into the large wheelie bin, and heard the distinct 'clink' of my keys going in with it. Bugger. Had to go bin diving to get my bloody keys back. Off to a good start today...

I hate this modern trend in football where teams don't have their actual badge on their kits. They have these stylized versions or one particular element taken from the real badge (like Man Utd having just a devil on the shirt). It's like they're embarrassed by their own badge

I've got to get on a train to London Victoria tomorrow to go to a @hashtagutd game. Not gonna lie, I can't say I'm terribly confident seeing that a train completely derailed yesterday near Lewes coming back from London. Should be a fun day....

Why does there always have to be that one really fucking brazen fly, who's a proper fast little bugger, constantly flying right in front of your face all night, landing on you....and the rim of your freshly-made drink....at every available opportunity? Fuck off...