Melissa DeWitt

Are your thirties about thinking you can fix boomers?

The line at the bar is really nice and empty. A bonus.

Another childless adult just walked by discussing how they should pregame Book of Mormon. My people.

It's me, the child free adult at Aladdin who forgot that children also like Aladdin. I haven't been around so many kids at once in years. (It's pretty cute tbh, but I have to watch my mouth. I'm so sorry, parents).

My neighborhood is going apeshit right now. Fireworks everywhere. Go Nuggets!

It's been an incredible bounty of Netflix binges this week. Finished The Ultimatum: Queer Love, watched all of season 4 of Never Have I Ever in like... 12 hours, and I'm six episodes in to Siren: Survive the Island.

I do hate when umpires start calling illegal pitches during high stakes WCWS games when they haven't called them all season.

My May tv and movie wrap-up! Finished tv series: 8 at 81 episodes Best: Ted Lasso and Miracle Workers S1 Worst: The Big Door Prize (which I still enjoyed!) Movies: 7 Best: Galaxy Quest Worst: Bama Rush That brings our yearly total to 39 TV series at 427 episodes and 39 movies.

Having tested several airport bathrooms today, I can definitively say that the Toto toilet was by far the best, and the toilet on the airplane was the worst.

If you've ever wondered what it's like to get hit with food poisoning right before your flight, forcing you to monopolize a plane bathroom as you vomit and shit at the same time... I can confirm it is terrible. -100000/10. Do not recommend.

Hannah Waddingham is such a snack. #Eurovision

Everyone in Colorado today is now aware of every leak in their home. Water damage everywhere... Including my ceiling lol. I think we're good on moisture for a while.

Have you ever made pasta you're really excited about, but the sauce is too thin so you add cornstarch. Except you mix up cornstarch & baking soda and you're on a medication that makes sodium bicarbonate taste flat which is what baking soda is. So now you have a flat pasta sauce?

A fun thing I've discovered is that walking and standing flare up my back/sciatica pain, but sitting too long irritates my hip injury. Maybe I'll just float around in a vat of goo and see how that goes.

My February television and movie stats: Movies watched: 7 Tv seasons completed: 6 (66 episodes) Tv seasons in progress: 8 Best movie in February: Bodies Bodies Bodies Best tv show in February: The Last of Us

I wonder if any prospective students on this campus tour in zero degree weather are going to come here.

Fuck me. It is cold. This has been weather.

I take toilet access very seriously, okay. If you know, you know.

My physio is trying to address my back inflexibility. Pro: I can now clasp my hands behind my back. Con: Every muscle knot in my back is inflamed, spasming, and gathering in protest. The knots have been there for a decade and think they have tenant rights.

The kicker is that both insurances are @Cigna. I am literally fighting with Cigna to cover a Cigna-denied claim. It is $138, and I went to an in-network doctor. My time is worth so much more than this.