Jonathan Baker

I have a hard time finding the fuck that I’m supposed to give.

A cow is just a mushy deer

Donnie Chump and the Musk Rats

Bro, you listen to Butt Cherry?

Kubrick Stare hits. @strayfromdapath doesn’t miss.

If I was a pilot I would see how I could go and that’s probably how I would die.

Knocked fucking Loose

Tickets acquired to see a @CanadiensMTL game in January with the old man and little brother. Hyped, first bell center experience.

Soup is just a drink that you eat.

It’s been almost a month. I think it’s time to plan another vacation.

I’ve been getting the same “claim this deal before it’s gone” email from Uber eats for like 4 years.

Love an overtime day.

Nothing in this world scares me as long as the price of a Costco hotdog remains $1.50. The day that price changes is the day I panic.

I want a chopped cheese so bad

Definitely not ready for this summer to end. Did so much cool shit. Couple cool things left before the nice weather fucks off for good though.

Just saw my first cybertruck. So dumb. It was amazing.

You are the hands on my chest, the pain in my feet. You are the knot in my neck, the grind in my teeth.

33 eh? Where’s the coffee.

How can you not love Halifax. Miss ya.