The people afraid of AI taking over and killing everyone are only scared because they very clearly do not say thank you after using it
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Just called the suicide hotline.
Told the operator I was a Maryland Basketball fan and he told me I’d be better off blowing my shit smooth off ✌️
When you’re eating over easy eggs on toast and the yolk decides it’s time to bust all over your plate >>> #ImLickingThatUp #EggTwt
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Reader commentary: With Biff Poggi's history as a hedge fund manager and success in building St. Frances' football program, he could be the right man to help Maryland football in today's money-driven college sports environment. bit.ly/4BqGpz1
Dawson Mercer shipped to Methatoba
RAISE HELLE!
Connor Hellebuyck is a New Jersey Devil: bit.ly/3VPXnGR
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I have reason to believe Maryland vs. Rutgers football will be so ugly today that it will cause some viewers permanent blindness.
Do not watch for your own safety.
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Part of the agreement upon joining the Big Ten was that we had to lose our first 40 games against ranked conference opponents. This is well documented and everyone knows this.
Not sure why anyone thinks this is newsworthy.
Maryland is 0-39 against ranked Big Ten teams since joining the conference in 2014
(via @Terrapins247)
Ignoramus retweeted
Maryland football closed as just 1.5-point underdogs.
They lost by 51.
The 49.5-point swing against the spread is one of the largest in the history of organized football.
A defeat of almost incomprehensible proportions.
Just cracked open a beer.
Really going to enjoy this one.
Good riddance, @CoachLocks
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