Very proud father, the best Man Utd fan, silver saver, crypto enthusiast and an overall nut case!
London, England
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This must be just to farm engagement, I read this and needed less then 21 seconds to know this is absolute nonsense
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Requiring people to have a level English is wild, thank got us born here don’t have to do that, a majority of the country would be deported
Under the Earned Settlement model set out before Parliament today, the right to live in the UK permanently will no longer be granted automatically after five years.
Instead, it will be earned.
Under the reforms:
➡️The standard route to settlement will double from five to 10 years
➡️ People who enter illegally, including by small boat, face a wait of up to 30 years to settle
➡️ Care workers who meet the visa requirements will retain a five-year route
➡️ Higher earners on more than £50,000, skilled public service workers and refugees arriving on safe and legal routes will be able to settle in five years
➡️ Migrants who claim benefits face a 20-year wait for settlement
➡️ Migrants with a criminal record will be prevented from settling in the UK
➡️ Migrants will be required to meet A-level standard English to settle in the UK
Sometimes it’s so easy to spot a landlord who are out for themselves and don’t care about anyone else just by the stupidity that comes out of their mouths… she can’t figure out why people would like to pay cheaper rent and have more secured accommodation 🤣🤣😅😅🫣 #embaressing
Cybercrime has effectively become a cornerstone of North Korea's state budget and the money is apparently used to fund WMD and ballistic missile programmes… oh and they just stole $6billion from Binance.. 🧨 🎇
P.s I’m also looking forward to Guy Fawkes on the 5th
With Christmas approaching, I’d say a PlayStation 5, extra controller, nba 2k27, call of duty, pre order the new GTA6 and a m a nice meal from uber eats
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My first thought was why is the robot cleaning a clean room? Can we see it actually clean something
You can now book our humanoid cleaners on a recurring subscription, for up to 3 hours per cleaning at tau-robotics.com.
Video is first take, uncut, shown at 4× speed. See the reply for detailed footage at 1× speed.
Random thought but I’m 2026 I think toilet paper should be replaced by dissolvable wipes in all homes and businesses because this dry toilet paper and nothing else stuff has to stop
Man Utd fan channels rage baiting Man Utd fans, who needs enemies when you have friends like this 🫣🤷🏽♂️
🚨🔴 MOUNT TO CAPTAIN UNITED AGAINST BOURNEMOUTH?!
Michael Carrick has reportedly considered a surprise move to hand Mason Mount the captain’s armband for Sunday’s clash at Old Trafford, according to an exclusive report.
Bruno Fernandes is NOT expected to be dropped, but could play without the armband. Carrick has reportedly yet to make a final decision on the captaincy beyond this match.
With United desperate for a response after the Como defeat, this would be a significant call from Carrick. 👀
🔴 MOUNT OR BRUNO WHO SHOULD CAPTAIN UNITED ON SUNDAY?
#mufc
The ‘Bruno Fernandes is selfish’ narrative has never made sense to me, he is pretty much always the top assister and chance creator, he isn’t creating them opportunities for himself but he is the most selfish player 🤷🏽♂️
