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KISHI KAISEI x AD VICTOREM SPOLIA At sea, the Dark is not the opposite of light- it is the passage to it

Cold World
Joined March 2011
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Let me make you a CEO.
Today, i am a lawyer. Do you want to register your business name, company, NGO, and get your SCUML certification. My DM is wide open like the proverbial Hebrew woman. I deliver swiftly with perfection.
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That na the 55m them see o🤣🤣
That’s the guy in green, the one accused of diverting ₦55 million from Uyi Technical.
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Them just dey give bandits update🤣
Replying to @Banner_LD
Somewhere in Abuja sha
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Law way done crase
Replying to @Dammi_Esq
D law, age is not just a number again?
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Where is this?
Nigerians won’t rest not until they spoil this Road. Bro what kind of mentality do we have in this country?
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Man shares the outfit he wore to church that wowed his pastor.
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Sad reality of life
She thought telling Fatima that Zac got her pregnant would finally make her leave him, only to find out Fatima already knew EVERYTHING and still chose to stay with him 😭
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Say na cold mouth, the worst na when them use the cold butt of gun wipe you for head🤣🤣
The cold mouth of gun never touch una before, na why una dey form superman. If they use gun touch your forehead under AC, you'll sweat.
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When you get am, send to me ejo for WhatsApp
How can someone turn this into a sticker on WhatsApp? It’s so funny. I wan dey use am for billing messages😂
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Why don't we see dangote, otedola and TOEs daughters dropping such POVs?
Men with money don’t complain about things like this 🚶‍♀️
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Blossom retweeted
The real issue is that you are never willing to date your age mates until you click 30. From 19 to 27, you only want a man older than you because they are much established. Now you're in your 30s and you're attacking your age mates for wanting younger women. When you were 23 looking for 30 years old men having refused to date your mates, were you not aware that there were 30 years old women who wanted those men too? For you to date up, it means the men were dating down. The principle is constant. As you're in your 30s now, there are young women in their 19s to 27 who want 30+ men. You'll not decide for the women what age grade to date and you'll never decide for the men you rejected when you were younger, what age grade to date.
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I'm dont know the facts of the matter neither have I followed up the story.
Replying to @OgarEmmaOwogeka
@Banner_LD Nwannem ooo. See how your learned colleague is moving mad? Even using AI to spread misinformation. If dem serve am hollandia now, shey e go be like say men dey wicked
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VDM go first use 5% evidence rage bait you make you go call am lie… once you say na lie, 95% go land for your chest. 😭😂😂 Zlatan wey get OT, e no kuku answer anybody. Na trap him set.
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Hook up girls and using their baptism name to hide their actual names na 5&6.
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Even your success is not a guaranteed as well 🤣🤣
"When the reality of life hits you, you will know that motherhood is a scam. Focus on success and not motherhood" — Nursing mother
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Thats just it
On Monthly Allowance. I'm not even against it. You would know if you've seen my tweet from the past. It is how you people frame it and talk about it, that is disgusting. There is no aspect of love that is gendered because love is not a masculine responsibility, it is a lover's duty. Whether you're a man or woman is frankly, irrelevant. If your partner loses their job and you're earning N200k. You could decide to give them N50k monthly till they get back on their feet. You have other responsibilities but they have become primary. If you earn a lot more than your partner. N4m to N250k. You could decide to put them on N250k or whatever, monthly, to supplement their income due to the extant economic reality. Once you see your money as "our money" love is easy. You want to see your partner happy and in a good place. Understand that while doing either of these, you're still both invested in each other and building a home together in love and togetherness. The problem with the "monthly allowance discourse on the TL" is that it revolves around vagina entitlement. You think you deserve it just because you're a woman or because you think you 'give him sex.' Some of you are in same tax bracket as your man or even earn higher and still feel entitled to monthly allowance. Are you an armed robber? You cannot claim to love anyone and put them in dis-ease. How are you comfortable collecting monthly allowance from someone that earns same as you while carrying more responsibilities than you? You don't love them. The first principle of love is kindness. You must put your partner's best interest upfront. Having said this, I totally understand people who are against it because it could lead to entitlement. Look at you people that haven't even started collecting it, and you feel very entitled to it. Interestingly, same you that claim you deserve it, have sworn you cannot do it for your man. Are you not a witch? It is gross hypocrisy to demand love you cannot give. Love is for lovers. You only deserve the love you give. Many of you don't deserve shit. You tweet shit for clout and validation, and to esteem yourself highly in the eyes of potential mates. But when vagina is your only premise for deserving an allowance, you make it obvious to the gallery that you're nothing more than a hors d'oeuvre to the vagina hunters.
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"I'm not your typical Nigerian girlfriend who shamelessly makes a man responsible for every bill." You wey dey find monthly allowance. Abeg go and sit down
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She us not selfish, she is just a thief
Replying to @Banner_LD
she is so selfish
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As in ehn
The way una dey always wish for people downfall is something I'll never find funny You guys are so insufferable.
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Which dami deasy is this?
U GUYS COMING 2 MY DMs, BEGGING ME NOT 2 MAKE MORE VIDEOS ABOUT DAMI DEASY BECAUSE HE MIGHT LOSE HIS JOB. I DON’T CARE. I DON’T CONDONE SEXUAL ABUSE CASES AT ALL!! THE SAME PANDA TROLLED ODUMODUBLACK FOR MONTHS BECAUSE ODUMODUBLACK WAS FIGHTING BLAQBonez OVER A SEXUAL ABUSE CASE
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Finally you score goal 🤣🤣
Two factor 😂
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