grok bot got me 1.5M impressions in 7 days. i didn't hire anyone. i set up a grok bot on @bot and gave it a title: chief marketing officer. (CMO for short) it doesn't post for me. i still press every button, but it does basically everything else. that week it helped me land two viral posts back to back. then it noticed my posts about my grok bots were pulling in more verified followers than anything else. so we leaned in. wednesday i had ~1,954 verified followers. saturday i passed 2,000 and unlocked subscriptions. here's what it actually does every week: - drafts my posts in my voice (rough, lowercase, like this) - studies other creators in my space to see what's working - keeps a content calendar of notable dates each month - logs every post in notion and scores it against my median - tells me when a post is still hot so i don't step on it - sends me a weekly report on what worked and what flopped it's not magic. some drafts are meh and i tell it so. i just press the button.