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Barcelona’s biggest win tonight is Lamine Yamal NOT winning the Ballon d’Or.
Grow up on and off the pitch, kid. 🤡
Harry Kane won the Ballon d’Or while his most iconic scene of the year was crawling on the ground trying to stop Messi. 💀
If you suddenly spot Messi’s three kids arriving at the Ballon d’Or ceremony, that’s your cue to start barking, boys. 💀🤣
Tonight, the Messi Cup is stealing the spotlight from the Ballon d’Or itself. 😭
The timeline is flooded with Messi’s photos and videos at the Messi Cup despite the Ballon d’Or ceremony, proving once again that Messi elevates every trophy he’s associated with. 🐐
Putting his performances aside, Lamine’s body language in the last two games has been really disappointing.
Constantly gesturing at teammates, blaming them when they don’t pass to him, and showing his frustration directly at them.
19 year old Lionel Messi with a chance similar to 19 year old Lamine Yamal against the same club. 🎥⬇️
19 year old Lionel Messi with a chance similar to 19 year old Lamine Yamal against the same club.
Note: This isn’t a comparison. Messi is incomparable. This is just a wake up call for some Barça fans. 🤡
Cucurella deserves 3 yellow cards by now. If he were wearing any shirt other than Real Madrid’s, he’d be taking an early shower already. 🤡
“If Courtois were playing, none of those goals would’ve happened.” 🤡
Wake up, bro. Your team conceded 22 goals in the last 7 Clásicos, and Courtois played in 6 of them! 😭💀
🚨😭 Lamine Yamal told Cucurella after his move to Real Madrid:
🗣️ “You’ll play the first Clásico, but you won’t play the second one because I’ll EAT YOU.” 💀
Watch how Pep welcomed Mourinho to his first Clásico (5–0). 🎥⬇️
Hansi Flick is a hospitable man too, by the way. 💀
Flick has already caused three Real Madrid managers to lose their jobs. Mourinho will be the fourth after El Clásico. 💀
1. Carlo Ancelotti ✅
2. Xabi Alonso ✅
3. Álvaro Arbeloa ✅
4. José Mourinho ⏳
When Messi wins an award, it gains a whole new level of fame, recognition, and prestige.
At this point, it's not Messi winning the award. It's the award winning Messi. 👑🐐
Pedri: “Whenever Spain got knocked out of a tournament, Argentina was always my second team because of Messi.”
Me: “Even if Messi plays against my own kids, I’m hoping he gives them the worst night of their lives.” 💀😭
Presidents come and go. Messi is forever. ❤️
Lionel Messi: “Barcelona means a lot to me. I feel special love for the city, the club. It will always be like this.”
Laporta made his choice, but Barcelona has already chosen its king. 👑🐐
Watch Messi’s reaction when he’s asked about his first love, Barcelona. 🥹⬇️
