Mrs. October

An adult grace who still goes by gracie is something that is so scary to me

any hope i had left is gone

Silvia Saige says Royals first baseman Eric Hosmer kicked her out of his apartment when she wouldn’t sleep with him. Then Bruce Chen flew her first class to away games, until her aunt saw on the news that he was engaged “I’ll say this guy’s name too because f*** him... Eric Hosmer was our first baseman at the time. I went home with him... he kicked me out of his apartment.” “I guess the next day he went to the locker room and told everyone, bragging that he’d kicked me out because I wouldn’t sleep with him.” “Bruce had gotten my phone number. He said, ‘I would like to show you how a woman should be treated, because what Eric did to you was completely wrong. Let me make that up to you.’” “Our very first date, he flew me out to an away game first class. When I got there, the doorman knew my name and what I was wearing.” “We date for several months. He meets my family.” “I get a phone call about eight months in from my aunt... ‘Your uncle just called... Bruce is engaged to someone?’” “I call him and I said, ‘What is happening?’ And he said, ‘Yeah, I am getting married, but I would still like to see you.’” “He was like, ‘Well, why do you think you go to the away games and not the home games?’” “And I do like planes. So I have no idea.”

Shaquille O'Neal: "Who you calling, the cops?" Charles Barkley: "Kash Patel."

THERE'S A VID ON YOUTUBE OF THE OWNER PUTTING THE CASINO BUTTER DIRECTLY ON THE STONE

KANSAS KANSAS KANSAS. BANG.