I've paid my subs and I'll carp if I want to. It's Ryan Reynolds! Seriously....Ryan F***ing Reynolds!!!!! #uptheshaggingtown
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Brands broadcasting career along with Jonathan Ross's should have ended after the Andrew Sachs phone call
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"My tears are like the quiet drift
Of petals from some magic rose;
And all my grief flows from the rift
Of unremembered skies and snows."
- 'Clown In The Moon' (1928).
Legendary Welsh poet, Dylan Thomas, born #OTD in 1914.
#askwxm 20 shots; 1 on target. Sign a keeper for 8 mill who has as many errors in him as Okonkwo. Dont sign a striker. Lankshear only cost 2 mill more
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Here's your chance to a win Duran Duran Presentation Pack
Q. What's the name of Duran Duran's most recent studio album?
To enter, like + RT + reply with the correct answer by 11:59pm on 22/09/2026
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Incompetence of #NLS ref #46571
As the ref blew too early to end the 1st half, the 2nd half will begin with 30 secs of the 1st half, then h/time whistle will blow for h/time and then the 2nd half will kick off.
Maidenhead v AFC Totton
@DarranPearce
Whoever is in the press pack in Downing Street, shouting out questions such as, "Which regiment did you serve with, Mr Streeting?" needs their press accreditation removing and never returned to him.
The quality of the press in this country is at an all-time low.
So looking forward to the end of this #WorldCup. Not just because I can forget about the advert breaks masquerading as a stoppage to aid players' health, but because my feed will not be flooded with crap suggestions by Americans on how to make football better.
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Under Milk Wood is coming to Sky Arts๐
Watch the @nationaltheatre production, with @michaelsheen, for free on Tuesday 28 April at 9pm (Freeview channel 36).
Sky Arts are the sponsor of National Theatre Live.
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#WxmAFC (and #saintsfc) fans are asked to join in a minute's applause for huge #WxmAFC season ticket holder Stephen Parrott, who recently passed away aged 82.
He was a founding member of @CochionLlundain and, pre-takeover, often represented the club at away games on behalf of the board.
Our thoughts are with his family and friends.
@Wrexham_AFC
@RobRyanRed
@racecourserambl @TweetMoreChips @TomiCaws @Wrexrent @Tada1973
#askwxm Issa has been threatening to give penalties away at corners all season. He was fortunate at QPR as the ref warned him there but then didn't nothing about it.
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Sad news ... One of our greatest athletes, Mary Rand has died in the United States where she lived. She won the long jump gold medal at the Tokyo Olympic games of 1964.
The won icon is overused, but Mary was an inspirational golden girl for a generation.
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Pwy ydym ni? Who are we?
A nation shaped by many identities, brought together under one flag.
Together We Are Stronger ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
๐ fawales.co/TogetherWeAreStroโฆ
#askwxm Should the Ipswich player who takes the long throws be allowed to wear gloves?
Give the Millwall Podcast a listen. In the first two minutes there are a handful of factual errors, then the preview (about 20 mins in) is full bitterness. By sticking in the rules we are exploiting the rules, apparently.
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Colleagues around the country gave up their time to inform MPs as to the reality of life in the Crown Court, the causes of the backlog & discuss potential solutions.
In response it appears Ministers question our honesty & integrity.
Such tactics say more about them than us.
Ministers are scrolling through social media posts of the @thebarcouncil arranged visits to Crown Courts last Friday. They are texting Labour MPs affectively saying they shouldnโt believe what they have been told in those visits. Do not be misled by Ministers.