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DSP isbrainstorming ways to get @Asmongold's attention, ideas for them to talk about
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I’ve worked as a janitor in a massive Fortune 500 company’s headquarters for the last 25 years (nepo hire). For the first ten years I worked at the company the men’s room was always clean and easy to maintain. Worst you would get is maybe a couple of drops of piss dribble in front of the urinals from careless shakes, some shit stains in the bowls from greasy shits on the IT floor when they had been pulling all nighters and living off pizza, or soap in the counter when someone got overenthusiastic with the pump. The women’s bathroom was always the bane of my existence because they would flush sanitary products, cause plugs, and would continue to use the plugged toilet until a mountain of shit and piss formed. That began to change about a decade ago when an Indian guy got hired in C suite, and slowly we started getting Indian managers on all floors. It started with unflushed shitters, but as more and more of them came in it steadily got worse. What used to be a gross, but ultimately low stress reasonably paying job has become a nightmare. The IT floor is the absolute worst. They will not sit on the toilet and instead stand on the seat to squat. They frequently have explosive diarrhea, which, combined with their habit of squatting, means shit splatters on the seat, floors, and walls. They do not even attempt to clean the mess they made which means the next guy to stand and squat ends up stepping in their assblast and tracking it all over the floor when he walks out of the stall. They wipe with their hands and not the provided paper, I know this because finding shit covered handprints sliding down the walls of the stall is now a daily occurrence. For some reason, despite not washing their hands near as I can tell, they frequently break open the soap dispenser and steal the giant bags of soap they are connected to. My team and I are the only non-IT employees who will enter the IT floor now, and the turnover is so high that I can’t get a single FNG to stay more than a month. I am considering leaving myself after a quarter century and my entire employment history being with this one company. I am in hell and it smells like feces & microwaved curry.
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I just remembered, the other residents at the rent-assisted apartment complex (for the elderly) would also steal all of Blade's cigarettes
BasedIRL@BasedNewsMediaOct 24
Old clip of Blade dropping a cigarette, and taking another out of the pack rather than bend over and pick it up, despite having a cameraman to pick it up for him Blade gets fleeced by everyone he drinks around because he can't defend himself, imagine how many cigs went this way
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Old clip of Blade dropping a cigarette, and taking another out of the pack rather than bend over and pick it up, despite having a cameraman to pick it up for him Blade gets fleeced by everyone he drinks around because he can't defend himself, imagine how many cigs went this way
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Hang on, h3h3 cheated on his wife with this(these) person(people)?
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Retard of the week goes to...
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It is my destiny to fuck Hila Klein and then bring Peace to the Middle East..........
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Nergal
@Plasma_LegionOct 23
You could not create better parody than this in a million years even if you tried. An actual insult to the concept of life itself.
HeyItsTippyXO@HeyItsTippyXOOct 22
“No one wants politics in their game.” They do know some of the biggest games in the medium have political messaging, right? - Metal Gear Solid - Call of Duty - Starcraft - Halo - Fallout - Grand Theft Auto - BioShock - Wolfenstein - The Elder Scrolls The list is endless…
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The Taliban provided better training in firearm safety than the literal UK police. The reason why you are facing backlash is because someone who is supposed to be trusted to handle a firearm proficiently is so poorly trained but you took the pic and hit post.
Metropolitan Police
@metpoliceukOct 22
Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley has responded to the unacceptable online abuse directed at a Met officer who received an award at yesterday's annual Police Federation Conference. PC Fiona Shaik Umar was recognised for the outstanding contribution she has made for women in policing.
I\u2019d like to congratulate Fiona on this well-deserved award for which she should rightly be very proud. She works in the Parliamentary and Diplomatic Protection Command, a frontline unit playing a vital role in the mission to protect our democracy by keeping Parliament and Parliamentarians safe.\u00A0 \u000B\u000BWe are currently advertising for additional talented, brave Londoners from all communities to join us. Every career path is open to you regardless of whether you happen to wear a kippa, turban or hijab like Fiona. She is being celebrated for being an excellent officer demonstrating this reality. \u000B\u000BBut it angers me that not for the first time, a day that should have been a celebration for Fiona was marred by hateful, intolerant abuse online. \u000B\u000BThese people haven\u2019t met Fiona. They know nothing of her important work. They just saw that she is a female Muslim officer who wears a hijab and decided she wasn\u2019t deserving as a result.\u00A0 \n

ALT I\u2019d like to congratulate Fiona on this well-deserved award for which she should rightly be very proud. She works in the Parliamentary and Diplomatic Protection Command, a frontline unit playing a vital role in the mission to protect our democracy by keeping Parliament and Parliamentarians safe.\u00A0 \u000B\u000BWe are currently advertising for additional talented, brave Londoners from all communities to join us. Every career path is open to you regardless of whether you happen to wear a kippa, turban or hijab like Fiona. She is being celebrated for being an excellent officer demonstrating this reality. \u000B\u000BBut it angers me that not for the first time, a day that should have been a celebration for Fiona was marred by hateful, intolerant abuse online. \u000B\u000BThese people haven\u2019t met Fiona. They know nothing of her important work. They just saw that she is a female Muslim officer who wears a hijab and decided she wasn\u2019t deserving as a result.\u00A0 \n

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The vast majority of criticism was not because she is Muslim, but because she was not following very basic gun safety rules. Her finger was on the trigger and she pointed the barrel of the gun at a fellow officer. gunsafetyrules.nra.org hunter-ed.com/muzzleloader/s… x.com/BasilTheGreat/… x.com/WilkieisBack66… x.com/LozzaFox/statu…
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Famous racist and genocidal zionist jew Ethan Klein cheated on his horse faced wife with his trans looking jew employee
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Laurence Fox
@LozzaFoxOct 22
You are the laughing stock of the world. I don’t care where you come from or which community you serve. Get your finger off the f***ing trigger, unless you are about to shoot someone imminently. Page one. Line one. Lesson one.
Metropolitan Police
@metpoliceukOct 22
Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley has responded to the unacceptable online abuse directed at a Met officer who received an award at yesterday's annual Police Federation Conference. PC Fiona Shaik Umar was recognised for the outstanding contribution she has made for women in policing.
I\u2019d like to congratulate Fiona on this well-deserved award for which she should rightly be very proud. She works in the Parliamentary and Diplomatic Protection Command, a frontline unit playing a vital role in the mission to protect our democracy by keeping Parliament and Parliamentarians safe.\u00A0 \u000B\u000BWe are currently advertising for additional talented, brave Londoners from all communities to join us. Every career path is open to you regardless of whether you happen to wear a kippa, turban or hijab like Fiona. She is being celebrated for being an excellent officer demonstrating this reality. \u000B\u000BBut it angers me that not for the first time, a day that should have been a celebration for Fiona was marred by hateful, intolerant abuse online. \u000B\u000BThese people haven\u2019t met Fiona. They know nothing of her important work. They just saw that she is a female Muslim officer who wears a hijab and decided she wasn\u2019t deserving as a result.\u00A0 \n

ALT I\u2019d like to congratulate Fiona on this well-deserved award for which she should rightly be very proud. She works in the Parliamentary and Diplomatic Protection Command, a frontline unit playing a vital role in the mission to protect our democracy by keeping Parliament and Parliamentarians safe.\u00A0 \u000B\u000BWe are currently advertising for additional talented, brave Londoners from all communities to join us. Every career path is open to you regardless of whether you happen to wear a kippa, turban or hijab like Fiona. She is being celebrated for being an excellent officer demonstrating this reality. \u000B\u000BBut it angers me that not for the first time, a day that should have been a celebration for Fiona was marred by hateful, intolerant abuse online. \u000B\u000BThese people haven\u2019t met Fiona. They know nothing of her important work. They just saw that she is a female Muslim officer who wears a hijab and decided she wasn\u2019t deserving as a result.\u00A0 \n

Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The vast majority of criticism was not because she is Muslim, but because she was not following very basic gun safety rules. Her finger was on the trigger and she pointed the barrel of the gun at a fellow officer. gunsafetyrules.nra.org hunter-ed.com/muzzleloader/s… x.com/BasilTheGreat/… x.com/WilkieisBack66… x.com/LozzaFox/statu…
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Lord Triton@TritonNotOct 22
Nicholas Deorio is an Israel First Jew that killed the dinosaurs did 911 killed Abraham Lincoln made Africans starve Nuked ancient mars Nuked Jupiter nuked planet Vegeta Fucked Lerix with a wig on Send this to him n make him address this!
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ONLYUSEmeBLADE's leg looks horrifically swollen in this video from Brian's Hot Honey... he might be getting his foot cut off unfortunately. I've never seen him in this poor of health. His entire leg is swollen and filled with fluid like one of those kids' jelly squeeze toys.
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Burning the Bread at SUBWAYY!!!
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Kick Streamer JamesWorley turned his TTS off so obe of his viewers stream sniped him with a drive by message
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Lots of people saying Blade has worms in his necrotic foot. He and Geezer both deny this, but OceanAdventures clearly saw flies on his stinky rotten foot on stream. It only takes a few flies Blade...
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straight from the smiling friends universe:
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I thought DSP was married??? I just had this sent to me. WTF. Very concerning stuff
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OG Geezer, while stuck in traffic, says he was very good at SimCity 3000, and that this qualifies him to reorganize Las Vegas infrastructure and public transportation in a more efficient way than whoever is in charge of it now
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Ice Poseidon gives an ONLYUSEmeBLADE update following the conclusion of Safezone "There's like, worms in his foot and shit, bro" "He's only got a couple years left"
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