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ROCKSTAR BITCH CALL ME ELVIS

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Joined February 2021
Tame Impala was fucken amazing
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Refs walking into the Broncos locker room postgame
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Over 70,000 people at Soldier Field Stadium were singing every word of β€œHeartless” with Ye during his homecoming show in Chicago 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 teapawt.net/big_business_/status/2…
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Breaking: The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Tarik Skubal for outfielder Zyhir Hope, right-hander River Ryan and right-hander Brady Smith, sources tell @JeffPassan.
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Trump when Mitchell Robinson is about to shoot a free throw
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that nigga was on mars they gave him some drugs we never even heard of
Zero satisfaction on this man’s face.
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MYLES GARRETT IS A LA RAM NO THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL OMFGGGGGGGGG
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I hope the month of June is stress free for you.
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Browns trading DE Myles Garrett to Rams in exchange for EDGE Jared Verse and a 2027 1st-round pick. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero, @AdamSchefter)
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I might quit my job to focus on the World Cup
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🚨🚨🚨 Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me. In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.
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1.61 off per gallon don’t mind if I do
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When a Mexican is born they get sorted Harry Potter style into the fan bases of the Steelers, Raiders, 49ers, or Cowboys regardless of their geographical location
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That RAMS kicker built like Boris Diaw and won the game
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Let’s go Yamajoto
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