Intergalactic traveler. Eye test enthusiast. ⚾️ 🏀 ⚽️

Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2012
jake labia chucking up some bullshit
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danny green got a laugh from billy mac’s JACK IN THE BOX
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i still haven’t recovered
Ask out your female friend and permanently ruin the friendship November
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obese aids patients yapping in my replies
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i’m in food 4 less and it smells like butt ass BUTT ASS in here
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first time seeing the sydney sweeney commercial
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i gave an at&t guy a pepsi and a joint and haven’t heard from them since
Just had an AT&T sales guy knock on my door while I'm loading 3 kids (under 5) into the car. I told him politely I don't have time. He asks when he can come back. I politely say I'm not interested. He rudely says "AT&T will keep sending people until you make time". I say, "take me off your list, because I'm not talking to the next guy that comes". He says "They won't actually take you off any list, I'll be back" and storms off. Hey AT&T? Why don't you go FUCK YOURSELVES. Should have taken a picture of this asshole and got him fired.
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rui getting torched but man that middy nice
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Spence 🍄🇦🇼 Vando’s #1 Fan retweeted
That nuggets championship window wasn’t even a window man. They just played Gabe Vincent and cousins in the finals
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is that a marcus smart jersey 😭
INCREÍBLE: Aterrador video muestra cómo es el antes y después de una persona que ingiere CRACK💀💀
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let’s gooo DK
Former Lakers forward Dalton Knecht has agreed to sign with the New York Knicks on a two-way NBA contract, his agents at Excel Sports Management tell ESPN.
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What’s the drug you took that gave you the best sex
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he already better than bron
According to Lakers PR, Luka Doncic is treating fans in Los Angeles to free parking tonight at a lot near Crypto. Doncic has also partnered with Metro Bike Share to offer free rides across Los Angeles Wednesday.
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Facts
LeBron James on if he’s ever played with someone as fast as Tyrese Maxey: “Dennis Schroder… Dennis is damn fast too with the ball and defensively is damn good too.” (via @krisrhim1)
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