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online I’m weird. in real life I’m also weird

Joined April 2013
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When does Jonas actually take stage? Trying to time my edible
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🎀Alyssa (non jelloshot version)🎀 retweeted
not me, i been voting for her since week 1. #dwts
this is when she won us over #dwts
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My husband for 2 years has thought that I was saying “Mom Talk” and not “MomTok”
The next wave of MomTok is here 🌊✨ Stream the series premiere of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: Orange County NOW on @hulu and Hulu on Disney+. #TheSecretLivesOfMormonWivesOC.
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Being offended by accountability is not the same as being unfairly attacked At some point, you have to consider that people aren't making you uncomfortable by calling out your beliefs. Your beliefs are making you uncomfortable when they're held up to scrutiny. Maybe sit w that
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If being called out for your political beliefs feels more offensive to you than the beliefs themselves, that should probably tell you something. Maybe the problem isn't that people are judging you. Maybe it's that you don't like what your beliefs say about you.
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🎀Alyssa (non jelloshot version)🎀 retweeted
The Pashkovs with their athletes turning a dance off, a competition, into a collaboration with friendly interactions and a partner switch might be my favourite part of the night. They show that even in competition, you can have fun and help each other reach the top. #dwts
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TATYANNA SEMI FINALIST LETS GOOO
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Thoughts so far: Amber underscored, Tatyana’s best dance glazing of everybody else so far 😭
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a movie got a bout 2 minutes to impress me or im getting on tiktok
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GAG HIM CHARLI
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i have no one to talk to about this side of my life
At 16, she made a jump so perfect that not even the judges could believe it
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Customers be telling me anything yall I just had a guy from Provo Utah who went to high school with Julianne and Derek Hough
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I actually love that millennials are associate with optimism and being cringe. What a really beautiful legacy to leave in the wake of the many many many unprecedented devastating events we’ve lived through. Hope looks really good on us.
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it’s so fucking hilarious that IOWA has a Prada model for governor
🔓LEAKED: Rob Sand's 2003/04 controversial runway footage during his time as a fashion model in Paris and Milan for Prada, Giuliano Fujiwara, and Number (N)ine has been found online. Sand has noted that modeling at age 20/21 was one of his "craziest jobs." 📸SOURCE: Fashion Channel via YouTube
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Blue dress please @nickjonas
Doja Cat changes the lyrics of “Paint The Town Red” during her show in Dallas following the Democratic flip of Texas at the midterms: “I paint the town blue.”
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i’m not being hyperbolic when i say this is one of the best songs of all time. i’m so serious. i’m looking you dead in the eyes with a straight face. music.apple.com/us/album/wai…
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That one friend who has too many “this doesn’t happen to most humans” moments
Has anyone else ever forgotten to take the fortune out of a fortune cookie before starting to eat it? It can’t just be me
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🎀Alyssa (non jelloshot version)🎀 retweeted
everyone on the left— WE CANNOT forget how good this feels. we have to show up like this every 👏🏼 single 👏🏼 time! 👏🏼 general elections, midterms, primaries, local elections. ALL OF THEM. when we show up, we win. vote and bring a friend every election for the rest of your life.
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i finally understand how this feels.
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Okay but Iowa flipped too if anyone cares🧍🏽‍♀️#midterms
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