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se llama conciencia de clase, lo que pasa es que en vuestro cerebro mononeuronal no coexiste tener dinero y ser de izquierdas
Imagínate ser millonaria, estar con un futbolista y aun así ir a una manifestación… Ver para creer.
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MDRRR pk personne m’a dit que j’avais tweeter comme ça
La vérité le four férié de demain il passe bien fiouuu
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Allah askina şu tipinin iğrençliğine bakin. O ses tonunun cılızlığı, korkunc kulaklar. Kas yaptigi icin kendini bi bok zannediyo ama cksjkxjsjd birkac videosu daha onume dustu herkes tiksinerek bakiyo ama o israrla yakisikli oldugunu zannediyo
Are you transgender 💀
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Ya va siendo hora que aprendan a comunicarse amigas
estaba con un pibe en su casa y los amigos le dijeron para juntarse, como lo mencionó unas veces le dije "que si queria ir que vaya, que yo me iba" me miro y me dijo "segura" yo: "si" (aun q obviamente me jodia) cuestión me acompaño hasta la parada del colectivo +
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🔥 PRIX DU PUBLIC ! 🔥 Près de 400 lecteurs et lectrices ont voté pour les 10 albums qui ont marqué leur année ! Le second tour démarre DEMAIN !! Le résultat sera dévoilé le 4 décembre 2026 !
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Gente.. e se os BTS forem assim? To apavorado
E vocês aí achando que os Coreanos são lindos e naturais em ? Olha ai o segredo deles
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Elle a tellement bien fait. C’est trop facile de sortir de la vie de quelqu’un et entrer quand on veut à nouveau ! Vous n’êtes pas les seuls qui traversent des périodes difficiles ! She is soooo strong !
Je pense à mon ex copine si on peut dire. Elle ma beaucoup soutenu surtout moralement quand je traversais des périodes difficiles mais aujourd’hui on se parle pas parce que je lui ai dit que je voulais me concentrer sur moi mais je m’attendais pas à ce qu’elle tire un trait ainsi
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my dentist teach me this trick
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Ton "rap" de merde il est éclaté et en plus il est moche, les singeries devants les bat te passent le salam
Replying to @reptar321
C'est autre chose que les singeries devant des barres d'immeubles en moto cross.
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ai, pior que a gente foi MUITO ingênuo de achar que existia a menor chance de James Gunn continuar na DC após a compra do Trump O primeiro filme dele na DC é literalmente uma crítica do imperialismo dos Estados Unidos na América do Sul kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Il a raison, ce livre devrait d'ailleurs être interdit à la vente. C'est honteux 🫪 #LFI2027 #MelenchonPresident
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Old French nazi’s icon has just mogged all this unicellular brain dead fascists in less than 24 hours 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Petit d’achat d’occasion 📚
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Aside from the funny obvious bit of Jeremy’s meemaw not liking lgbt and demons meaning this sequel isn’t gonna happen regardless, this is honestly just such a shitty thing to say and a horrible show of character on Lawrence’s part. Like, brother, you were trying to make a sequel to a movie that came out TWO DECADES AGO. A movie with a horrid critics score and a divided audience score, and offered less than a 100M profit. Yeah, the new studio wasn’t going to stop everything they were doing in the midst of building a new universe just to get your American Constantine movie off the ground😭.
Francis Lawrence says he is “more hopeful” that ‘CONSTANTINE 2’ will happen now that James Gunn & Peter Safran have left DC Studios. “Not that I want anybody to lose their jobs… We have a script, we’ve been wanting to make it, and the people that were at DC were an impediment to us making it. So, we are now more hopeful as of yesterday’s news that maybe now there will be another opportunity.” (Source: collider.com/constantine-2-u…)
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I think it's safe to say Alex has completely lost his mind rn
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atp, gal gadot and henry cavill are threatening that they'll return to acting
Proud to celebrate my good friend and partner Ynon tonight as he received a well-deserved honor from the @SimonWiesenthal Center. Congratulations! And thank you to everyone at the SWC for the incredibly important work you do.
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só pelo formato da foto, dá pra saber que ele tirou na câmera do celular (formato retrato) e não na hora no WhatsApp (formato tela inteira) FICA A DICA...
Nem o Messi é capaz de driblar assim, absurdo mano
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I literally remember watching this episode when it first aired and was super confused lol
That time Carlton was supposed to overreact and ended up running through every set on The Fresh Prince
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kind of movie you'll stumble over thinking it'll be softporn because you don't know who lars von trier is, and instead of getting off you'll just have your entire night ruined
portraits used to promote ‘nymphomaniac’ (2013) by lars van trier shot by casper sejersen
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