Incorrect Bat Out Of Hell

Judge: hey Dema. What will you give me if I get this jellybean in your cleavage? Mordema: a concussion

Falco: I’m down, I’ve got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don’t care how dope his ride is

Valkyrie: alright why is Liebeswoosh mad at you? Ledoux: she told me she was excited for our romantic evening together and I panicked and yelled “LOL”

Ledoux: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts!! Valkyrie: that’s the spirit! Ledoux: oh fuck where

Ledoux: hey do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Blake: you’re a hazard to society Valkyrie: and a coward. Do 20

Ledoux, to Valkyrie: do you ever -you know- want to talk about your feelings? Valkyrie: not really Jagwire: I do Ledoux: I know Jag Jagwire: I’m sad Ledoux: I know Jag

Ledoux: when I get bummed out I take my shirt off because bad feelings make me all sweaty Liebeswoosh: but. Your shirt is always off Ledoux: yeah?

Valkyrie: you’re an idiot! Ledoux: stay positive! Valkyrie: oh I am positive

Liebeswoosh: Ledoux and I don’t have pet names for each other. Hoffman: I see. What do bees make? Liebeswoosh: honey Ledoux, from three rooms away: yes sweetie? Liebeswoosh: ... Hoffman: don’t lie to my face like that

Raven: 💓💘💖💘💓💖❤️😘😍💖💖😘💖 Strat: 😍😍😘💖💞💓💘💞💖💓💓💖💞💖😘 Tink: how did you guys do that? This is a verbal conversation

Liebeswoosh: reasons to get married? Mordema: firmly knocking someone to the ground and saying “that’s my wife!” Mordema: and love I guess

Falco: Hey baby, can I have your number? ;) Sloane, visibly texting: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Scherzzo: are you crying? Is everything okay? Lunarrow: yeah it’s just the onions Scherzzo, to the onions: what the fuck did you say to my girlfriend

*texting* Denym: what are you doing Bessamy: eating cereal Denym: what would you be doing if I was there ;) Bessamy: eating cereal Denym: no what would you be doing if you didn’t have any cereal ;) Bessamy: probably getting cereal

Denym: I like you Hollander: I like you too. That’s kinda why we’re dating

Blake: tell the whole world we’re bros Ledoux: we’re bros Blake: why’d you just tell me? Ledoux: because you’re my world bro. Blake: bro.

Liebeswoosh: Blake can you tell Ledoux that I still love him no matter what Blake: uh no. Tell him yourself Liebeswoosh: we’re in a fight right now Blake: you’re sitting in his LAP