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Are you bored as heck? Does the quarantine mean you have nothing to do? Already listened to all the smart well thought out podcasts? Well come give a dumb one a listen. That’s right. Bathroom Break offers absolutely nothing to be taken seriously. Enjoy!!!
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If you’re wondering why they’re wearing black this weekend it’s because they’re going to Dan Mullen’s funeral.
Had to redeem myself for my 0-3 picks last week. Even though stupid CA laws wouldn’t let me use @DKSportsbook in time to get in on Mich St. I still went 8-1.
Yay for sports gambling.
Boo for stupid restrictive laws in CA.
Bets in Week 0 (1-0)
Bets in Week 1 (3-1)
Bets in Week 2 (0-3)
Bets in Week 3…so far (2-0)
I bet coaches tonight. Satterfield and Bielama made me some money. Thanks @DKSportsbook and @DumbassTalks.
Went 0-3 against the spread yesterday. Much better in my straight W/L picks, but still late TDs, injured QBs, and just a great showing by @RazorbackFB hurt my bets yesterday.
The other game is @AggieFootball covering 17 against Colorado. Fisher said they figured some things out with their offense. An offense that put up 350 rushing last week. And before you say it was a weak opponent, look at the Colorado team and tell me aTm won’t do nearly the same
Look for the @TexasLonghorns to get another big win against Arkansas tomorrow and cover the -7. Crazy to say, but losing Frank’s was a big blow for the Razorbacks, and as much as I love Barry Odom as DC, his 3 high safety look is gonna have trouble matching up with Bijan Robinson
He’s a top 5 RB in #CollegeFootball and Sark knows how to get his playmakers the ball. Look for 25+ touches and two big plays off play action to the guys on the outside. Do I think Hudson Card? No. But he just needs to be a game manager, and Sark will make sure he is.
Last week I went 2/3 in my bets including my absolute lock of #Bama covering -18.5. This week I have 3 more great bets…
Will Anderson is the best player in college football. He won’t win the Heisman, but there is nobody better.
#CollegeFootball #Bama #BamavsCanes #RollTide
Not sure I’ve seen it anywhere, but #Michigan fans, what would you think of replacing Jim Harbaugh with Bill O’Brien after this year? Big 10 experience, good recruiter, NFL experience, learning from Saban, seems like a culture / scheme fit, and a good coach.
@UMichFootball
As a history major I’m supposed to think of Plato, Alexander the Great, and Aristotle, but now when I think Greece I think #Giannis
#BucksInSix #bucks #NBAFinals #GreekFreak
Sports Hot Take:
The Florida #Gators will lose to Kentucky this year. And yes…I’m a Gators fan.
What’s better, the #HomeRunDerby or the #nba dunk contest?
100%HR Derby
0%Dunk Contest
1 votes • Final results BathroomBreak retweeted
Pitchers whose first MLB hit was a grand slam:
- Bill Duggleby (1898)
- Daniel Camarena (last night)
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BathroomBreak retweeted
Decided to bring back the show. But we’re changing things up. Short episodes (< 10 minutes) to get you one topic really quick with expert guests and a ranting host (me). Let me know if any of you would like to join for real short, real fun, real sports episodes.




