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K. Daniels

@BatmanXenomorph

Official ambassador to the Rhythm Nation. Amateur cryptoproctologist. Certified helmet instructor. Funeral Director To The Stars!

 United States
Joined November 2013
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We didn't land on the moon. The moon landed on us.
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Heads up! @patrickhwillems @jrtorpey @MatthewTorpey @CharlCoconut @actual_charl @CharlCoconut @CharlHCoconuts @charlthecoconut
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🔔 N E W V I D E O 🔔 This week, let's talk about the underrated brilliance of GRAVE ENCOUNTERS and its perfectly parody of ghost hunting shows. youtu.be/thtWR6kFHBk Retweets greatly appreciated!!
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🔔 N E W V I D E O 🔔 This week, I want to try something new. I revisit an old topic to show you just how crazy SNAKES ON A PLANE actually was. youtu.be/1hnxYZ38lFM Retweets greatly appreciated!!
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🔔 N E W V I D E O 🔔 Happy St Paddy's Day! ☘️ I wanted to give you something local for a change, so here's why you should watch Ireland's greatest monster movie GRABBERS! youtu.be/FP0PMnhnueQ Retweets greatly appreciated!!
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🔔 N E W V I D E O 🔔 Is the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre really as bad as many say it is? ... Well, it's a bit more complicated than that, so let's talk about it... youtu.be/G_9ENpnTetw Retweets appreciated!!
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🔔 N E W V I D E O 🔔 I've been sitting on this for over a week, so here's my look at Rose Glass' debut psychological horror SAINT MAUD, now available on EPIX in the US. youtu.be/UwPEuKAWW90 Retweets appreciated!
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🔔 N E W V I D E O 🔔 This week, we explore an alternative dystopian 2020 (seriously) where dragons have wiped out mankind and we watch as Matthew McConaughey plays a madman wannabe King Arthur in REIGN OF FIRE! Link in attached tweet (trying this out). Retweets appreciated!!
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Reminder that American Dad called it decades ago! Rick Schroder sucks!
Ricky Spanish (@AmericanDadOG) profile pictureRicky Spanish@AmericanDadOG2 May 2019
American Dad was right about Rick Schroder
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Charlie Kirk looks like Malcolm in Malcolm In The Middle if he was seated in the middle of the short bus.
Jason S. Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) profile pictureJason S. Campbell@JasonSCampbell17 Nov 2020
Charlie Kirk: "The Left has always hated Thanksgiving" and "now they're using the virus as an excuse for you not to be thankful"
Live life bless #eatshit4lyf
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Ugh, rap music today sucks
Scott Stedman (@ScottMStedman) profile pictureScott Stedman
@ScottMStedman5 Nov 2020
Let's all take a moment to check in with Donald Trump's spiritual advisor Paula White
!! NEW VIDEO !! We talk about the found footage anthology V/H/S, it's early representation of amoral video culture and how each story has a thematic connection. youtu.be/fta39N_lQbY Retweets greatly appreciated!
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Donald Trump was golfing on the day his younger brother Robert Trump died today, and went to the movies when his older brother Fred Trump Jr. died alone. You know, I really don’t want to play politics over this, but my condolences to Robert and Fred for having a horrible brother.
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Replying to @ClickHole @anthonyjeselnik
So Chris D'Elia gets a Netflix show after all
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True inspiration!
Conner O'Malley (@conner_omalley) profile pictureConner O'Malley
@conner_omalley29 Jul 2020
Wonderful story about young man
#FreeiPadPro? If the iPad Pro was white it wouldn't need freeing in the first place! BLACK PADS MATTERS!
New idea for a reality show: Camp Corona A group of people live and compete in challenges every week at a summer camp with one twist - one of them is infected with the coronavirus. The last one standing wins one million dollars.
I am writing a sitcom pilot called "Doctor Mom" about a mom but she is also a doctor so you can imagine all the hijinks that ensues. It's loosely based on the riddle where the doctor is the mother so we got that whole existing IP thing going for this project. Happy #MothersDay
Jerry Lee Lewis is to Little Richard the same as Limp Bizkit is to Public Enemy.
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