BeardedBearMan

Ever have your pocket accidentally call that annoying friend from highschool? SOLUTION: wear a loin cloth. They don't have pockets

Next man I find texting on a treadmill is getting slingshotted in the nutz

short nipple hair is a sign of weakness. No nipple hair means you're a woman

Hello Twitter, I dedicate this profile to what it means to be a man! #illletyouknowwhenifindout