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Bearded Pony

@BeardedPony

We make funny apps like Urban Dictionary Definitions and Animoticons. Sometimes we say funny words. We also give away stuff.

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Joined March 2010
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Festivities start at 6PM. “@PJthePony: Are you in Austin for #SXSW? Come to #MakeFuzzyTracks drink with us!”
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Holy Cows - I thought that twitter locked us out! We're back just in time for our #SXSW party #MakeFuzzyTracks with @mixtapeagency
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Vagina Tomato@Vajato16 Jun 2012
Yes, I'm a fruit. But I've been known to keep the company of a zucchini or two.
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iPhone apps are people too, my friend. #amercia
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pixel counting - The act of staring at one's screen to avoid bullshit at work. #UDD itunes.apple.com/us/app/id33…
10 Reasons To Quit Your Job Right Now! techcrunch.com/2012/05/26/10…

10 Reasons To Quit Your Job Right Now! | TechCrunch

The game is over. That game where they get to hire you for 40 years, pay you far less than you create, and then give you a gold watch, and then you get bored, you get depressed, and you die alone. It...

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RT @TotalFratMove: Last to putt, first to drive. TFM. #TFMapp
RT @TotalFratMove: Telling Democrats that re-electing Obama would be like backing the Titanic up into another iceberg. TFM. #TFMapp
emoticon job - When someone attaches an emoticon to a sentence when they truly have the opposite emotion ;) #UDD
Unbrella - An umbrella turned inside out by forceful wind. #UDD itunes.apple.com/us/app/id33…
Just glad it wasn't me. Bama parent 'not sure' how he broke trophy espn.go.com/college-football…
hipster head bob - A small nod of the head, done repetitively in synchronization with music. Denotes approval of music by the listener. #UDD
curb shame - Embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the "don't walk" signal... #UDD
Which company do you distrust more? gopollgo.com/which-company-d… via @GoPollGo
Ear-balls - A combination of your eye balls and your ears. To be used when both senses are used simultaneously... #UDD
Texting with my dog. Who wants the ball?!? sadanduseless.com/2012/04/te…
All time worst baseball cards. I used to love Jose Canseco. No idea why. dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
lahv - What Lady Gaga wants from you. #UDD itunes.apple.com/us/app/id33…
powerpuff presentation - A powerpoint presentation containing lots of animations, cool pictures, and all sorts of gimmicks... #UDD
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D}: - The sad brother of :{D. D}: is a sad, Italian, mustached man. His mustache is impeccable, but he's used to show unhappiness.... #UDD
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