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Apothecarius

@BearlyExistent

Young Professional, Old Poster. Posts about college football obsessively. 28.

Joined June 2020
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Man why am I dizzy all the time ⓘ This poster displeased a god and must sacrifice a pristine white bull as recompense Source: The Shaman Times
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STEPHEN A DOUGLAS: John I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BRECKENRIDGE nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to slavery BRECKENRIDGE: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!
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abusive dad chat: Can’t wait to have a kid who’s born an artist so I can beat that shit out of him and make him do something productive with his life 😂 5 🔥 3 👍 2
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*drunk as shit, thinking I’m the second coming of Napoleon* I must decamp to my house *I fall on my face and vomit all over*
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Obnoxious YouTube guy voice: TOP 10 RELIGIONS!!! *dubstep wub music playing in background.* NUMBER TEN!!! TAOISM
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Goblinesque ugly little guy: *cackling* ah YES but in this GROUP CHAT you will survive on your WITS ALONE
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Jerry Seinfeld voice: what’s the deal with gaslighting??? It’s not like I did anything, and even if i did, it wasn’t that bad!!!
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*pulling up to my date with the goth chick in a PT Cruiser* well kitten, your chariot awaits
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What’s up my wendigos??? *forest monstrosities look at you offended* you can’t be saying that humanoid baby
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POV you see a man get between you and a source of water so now you get to end his life
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literally took 24 hours to just devolve into cuck fantasies again
Vermillion (@Vermillion_Rx) profile pictureVermillion
@Vermillion_RxNov 1
"I was drunk, Anakin, it didn't count"
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Lauinger Library@LauDefenderOct 31
"Kick Fuentes"
Will Ogburn (@geauxsohard) profile pictureWill Ogburn
@geauxsohardOct 31
ESPN has the greatest QB in college football history on the bench for Kick Fuentes. Smartest TV execs
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B1G_Ryan@B1G_RyanNov 1
Look this isn’t 1994 anymore. If they’re going to Win they’ll need to fight the barbarians at the Gate. I think this Drive will be critical
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No Quarter ECU (@ECU_NoQuarter) profile picture
No Quarter ECU
@ECU_NoQuarterOct 31
A referee just broke one of our players legs. You can’t make this up
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Matt Zenitz (@mzenitz) profile pictureMatt Zenitz
@mzenitzOct 31
Ohio State is expected to start true freshman Luke Fahey at quarterback tomorrow against USC, sources tell @CBSSports. Was the clear favorite in the competition with sophomore Tavien St. Clair to be Ohio State’s new starter with Julian Sayin now injured but head coach Ryan Day has continued to decline to name a starter. However, it is expected to be Fahey.
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CHUDZINSKI IS BACK
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Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel) profile picturePete Thamel
@PeteThamelOct 31
NEWS: Boston College will get a notable addition against Duke on Saturday, as tight end Kaelan Chudzinski is set to debut after coming back from an achilles injury. Sources told ESPN that Chudzinski, a freshman All-ACC pick last year, is expected to see limited action. In July, Bill O'Brien indicated Chudzinski would likely be out for the year. He did add in July: "If you asked him, he would tell you he's not out for the season."
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I’m sorry that is a really unfortunate last name
Haile Mcanally (@hailemcanally) profile pictureHaile Mcanally
@hailemcanallyOct 29
I voted today 🗳️🇺🇸
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We used to have Bob Jobs, Steve Hope, and Jobs Cash. Wait a minute… that can’t be right… *ruffles through my notecards* Hold on give me just one second here
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