The Tire Biter paddle. Made from a Mammoth dog toy, this has significant thud to it. #bdsmtoy #kinkgear #rubberpaddle etsy.me/3i9yWKX via @Etsy

Thanks @metallica for spending 22,729 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Atlas, Rise!. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2ye2…

Batman Belt Paddle etsy.me/3GoN68u via @Etsy

Little Pig Paddles etsy.me/38PlmOe via @Etsy

Cherry pie cheesecake I gifted a meal by taking a photo at @PattyCheeseCake with the free @GiftAMeal app. #PattysCheesecakes #GiftAMeal api.giftameal.app/local-busi…

It's an octopus paddle! Because why not? And yes, I know there's only 6 limbs.... so? etsy.me/391a9XJ via @Etsy

It's a Cabbage Patch Paddle! etsy.me/38BQwVG via @Etsy

Double Belt Paddle I think you'll feel this one... etsy.me/3v5DWYA via @Etsy

The mega butt bruiser. 2 1/2 pounds of solid rebar with a bit of padding etsy.me/30jYm1K via @Etsy

The flag paddle, for those who want to feel patriotic when they're beating ass! etsy.me/3uLFUgr via @Etsy

Pinkie Pie Sensation Toy! etsy.me/37UfW0H via @Etsy

These things are great for your own DIY kink projects. Sold in packs of 20. #diykink etsy.me/3r5Bfnp via @Etsy

Easter Bunny Rubber Duck Paddles. Supplies are limited! etsy.me/3sIFiXp via @Etsy

Spiked Spanking Strap! For when you absolutely have to leave marks. etsy.me/3pXeErU via @Etsy

Rubber Tread Paddle, now in regular and extra large! etsy.me/3qXTYkJ via @Etsy

I'm baaaaack! Ready to get your demons exorcised? etsy.me/2NlmwpP via @Etsy

Speaker Wire Flogger Whip. This one is really nasty. It will break skin and mark you. etsy.me/34fICiN via @Etsy

Vicious whip for something so innocent looking. etsy.me/3n8dGZg via @Etsy

Severed snake head butt thumper! etsy.me/3n1HMh2 via @Etsy